Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
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Top comments
laxer95 0
What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.
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Comments (95)
jakeidk 0
really! a goldfish died! I buy goldfish just to watch other fish eat them. goldfish are bait not pets!
RevengeOnYou 0
#32 Just because goldfish are cheap and are used as bait, they are still living things :
danii_s2 0
reminds me of wen my little sister wanted to pat my first pet goldfish. that was a sad day.
LMFAOsabrina 0
#34- Good thinking! Fish sticks for dinner tonight :) You better keep an eye on your sister xD
cobratits 0
there goldfish...enough said!
matmos 0
On a related story, my little brother once took his pet fish out of the aquarium and to bed with him because he though "the fish was too lonely". This is why good intentions only go so far...
BunnyDrastic 0
Ha curiosity killed the fish!
rlet 1
haha this is hilarious !!!! (not for the fish)
jakeidk 0
it's okay fish don't think stuff is funny anyways...
CallMeHush 1
Fish Soup, pass the oyster crackers.
blastvortex 4
Imagine how much your sister's gonna bawl when she finds out, but it's probably better for her to learn about these things now rather than later. Also, if the relative cost of goldfish in Lebanon is anything comparable to what they are in the States, then it shouldn't be too awful hard to replace them.