Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
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Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
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Top comments
laxer95 0
What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.
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Comments (95)
spanishflirt6509 0
Aww that's so cute on ur sisters part. Sry for ur loss tho. RIP fishies
ashleyynoelle 0
Is there really any way that could have be deserved?
TheHo 0
mmm dinner
Yarrachel 16
YDI for not feeding the fish to the starving children.
around_the_world 0
Definitely sounds like something my sister would do. Sorry for the loss, OP. Try microwaving her pets next time.
iluvfml01 0
Check out www.mylifeisfly.com
xvolcom893x 0
I should shit on her face for doing that
sammyRachelle 0
Poor fishies :(
Kiara1021 0
wow lol I would have to smack her if she killed my fish
Aha09 1
Microwave? X_X