By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
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Fortune tellers are full of BS. & you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:

A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.

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Fortune tellers are full of BS. & you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:

poor goldfish, having to be ur closest friend...

victoria4161993 0

those are so dumb hahaha why would you believe that you just payed a lady to make something up and hope it happens

I believe in that stuff. but you have to get a person that knows wht their doing

too abd there's no such thing

alliewillie 22

As for the goldfish - they can go FAR more than 3 days without food and they won't die. That's not what killed it. Something tells me you're way more neglectful than that.

144 - yeah exactly. someone who know what they're doing is someone who knows how to phrase their responses ambiguously enough for them to apply to anyone.

zoo_fml 0

LOL

designedlikedice 0

You can't even keep a goldfish alive? Shit, those are the easiest animals to take care of!

sukhdeep 4

ikr number 4! my mom won't lemme get one! XD

A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.

your life is f**ked but mostly because ur closest friend is a gold fish

FYL for your goldfish being your closest friend.

#8 beat me to to it. haha

Im_Insane 0

A fish doesnt die because you dont feed it for 3 days. When I had fish I went months without feeding them...

Cyrus00 41

Months?!? What the fuck, did they eat eachother?