FML : Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top...

2

See the top FMLs

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Maxime - / Friday 28 February 2014 00:32 / France - Paris

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7452020 - Wednesday 10 May 2017 5:36

anybody else live in your home?

By Lifefail887 | 12

#7481536 - Friday 7 July 2017 20:21

Better bring out the DNA testing

Comments

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7452020 - Wednesday 10 May 2017 5:36

anybody else live in your home?

By Lifefail887 | 12

#7481536 - Friday 7 July 2017 20:21

Better bring out the DNA testing

Similar

Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my boyfriend's grandma took me to his house to hang out. I then heard her in the kitchen telling his mom how hard she tried to leave me at the nearest gas station. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hoopfrog / Wednesday 18 June 2014 13:26 / United States - York

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos