FML : Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top...

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Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Maxime - / Friday 28 February 2014 00:32 / France - Paris

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By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7452020 - Wednesday 10 May 2017 5:36

anybody else live in your home?

By Lifefail887 | 12

#7481536 - Friday 7 July 2017 20:21

Better bring out the DNA testing

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By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7452020 - Wednesday 10 May 2017 5:36

anybody else live in your home?

By Lifefail887 | 12

#7481536 - Friday 7 July 2017 20:21

Better bring out the DNA testing

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