Alcohol, Awkward, Dreams and Parents: Drunken ramblings

Drunken ramblings

By VHgolf1989 - 30/03/2022 12:00

Today, as usual, my mother had wine when she has the next day off. Three bottles deep, she started talking about an Indian burial ground that haunts the house, and she knows this because they talk to her in her dreams, so she is right. FML

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Wednesday 30 March 2022 14:37

Or she's watching the TV show "Ghosts?"

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Wednesday 30 March 2022 14:37

Or she's watching the TV show "Ghosts?"

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