By only1bigdogme - United States
Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
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  marinus_fml  |  19

^^ That comment is suspiciously very similar to #3. You're pretty original bro..!

I'm not gonna hit YDI because I also like to give people frights, but I'm gonna say it sucks to be you that you got beat up by a girl.


Actually, women are usually smarter with language skills and men are usually smarter in mathematics. There is not a definitive smarter sex. By the way I'm not pulling those facts of my ass, they have actually studied that. It is also known that men are athletically stronger, that's the reason men have higher requirements for physical tests. Sorry for the long ass comment, im Just saying

  StopDropNRoll  |  11

There are women out there who are stronger than like 95% of men. It just depends on what two people you are comparing. But yes a man has more muscle mass than a women about the same size and with the same amount of exercising.

  rexgar2000  |  10

most of the time that a guy gets his ass kicked by a girl is because the guy held back and wont hit the girl because then all hell breaks loose if they do. just saying

  madaoxsan  |  9


also, apparently women have a higher threshhold for pain, so I read.
hence their ability to go through childbirth and other routine painful shit (see: horrible menstrual pain). That can be considered strength..?

but gender is "smarter". Haha most people don't even realize that there are different forms of "intelligence". You can't even measure it by an IQ test, which only test some of the more standard, "useful", and "show-able" forms of intellect.

  takanuva0123  |  0

You didn't use capitals nor did you use correct punctuation. Just saying? This place isn't made for people to correct each other's spelling mistakes. This is a place of laughter.


7- your stupid arnt you? Didnt u realize that if he knew it beforhand he woulnt have done it. It is possible if he didnt know untill after the fact. The op clearly states new friend