By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 834
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kings1fan 6

I hear it's good luck!

Streeet_hayley 6

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..


kings1fan 6

I hear it's good luck!

HowAreYouToday 34

Yep. It's even better luck if an elephant shuts on you... Next stop, zoo!

sseberly 11

That's usually what I do to turn my luck around. Painting a bullseye on you body helps the bird's accuracy too

kcircuses2 4

2-what does the elephant shut? the window? the door?

Shit happens

Shut happens

Was it a normal seagull? Or a Steven Seagal?

Yes, especially when hoping to get a disease it's the best luck!

21-made my day

btnhdude 0

'Shat' is getting annoying as fuck. It's like a total trend.

#9 it shuts your mouth.

HowAreYouToday 34

XD I didnt even notice... I lolled

AtrumMessor 1

#48--As opposed to what? "Shitted"? It's not a trend, it's called grammar.

kcircuses2 4

hey 59 fuck you

Im sorry about saying this but this kinda sounds like a line in kung fu panda.... And yes i like kid movies... Im proud... No shame

I think I'd rather take a 4 leaf clover... :P

haha shat...that's a funny word..

Streeet_hayley 6

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

Eggers 2

my thoughts exactly (I like how you get down-voted for agreeing)

SirObvious 1

Sounds like you found some inner piss!

Good seagull.

"Mine... mine ...mine, MINE"

ninjuh_wingman 29

Shit happens :)

I knew someone would say it

Next is "What a shitty situation."

slappygecko 21

*machete swing*

nick347b 6

Well, at least it wasn't Karma.

kcircuses2 4

well, at least that wasn't a terrible comment... oh wait...

nick347b 6

I don't see your perfect, god-inspired comment anywhere so gtfo.

kcircuses2 4

you're just not looking hard enough

Okay imma just get this out of the way, well that's a shitty situation


ShroomsOnAcid 16


13FTW 9

I don't see why theres a crapload of these jokes. They all stink. Besides pun jokes are overrated..

Yeah, these puns are pretty shitty.

bizarre_ftw 21

But at least they look good right? (points if you get this pun)

Shat. He shat on you. Shit is the present form; shat is the past. I'm Not trying to be a grammar nazi. That really does suck, OP.

Shat is slang. Shit is actually like cut. In every tense, it remains the same,

Actually no, it's not. If you look at the FML, the mods actually changed it to shat.

btnhdude 0


No it's not. The past tense of shit is always shat. It's not slang and it's never shit. It's like sit or spit.

hannahcorrine 0

The beach has showers sometimes. Or the ocean. No big deal

You should be thankful. The seagull was trying to help you integrate into the environment, to help you commune with nature, both of which are very stress-reducing. May seagulls shit on us all.

GVirdi 11

Sorry I had to laugh.. Its funny U shudve laid down so u cud see it coming and avoid it with ur ninjaness

Please.. Learn how to write properly.

ImFrackinBored 13

Were you dropped on your head as a child?