FML : Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some...

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Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By targe / Wednesday 19 October 2011 09:40 / Australia

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By kings1fan | 6

#3455663 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:55

I hear it's good luck!

By Streeet_hayley | 6

#3455693 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:59

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

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By kings1fan | 6

#3455663 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:55

I hear it's good luck!

HowAreYouToday | 32

#3455687 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:58

Yep. It's even better luck if an elephant shuts on you... Next stop, zoo!

sseberly | 11

#3455689 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:58

That's usually what I do to turn my luck around. Painting a bullseye on you body helps the bird's accuracy too

kcircuses2 | 4

#3455730 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:03

2-what does the elephant shut? the window? the door?

IceeCreamm | 7

#3455752 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:07

Shit happens

dumple | 0

#3455793 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:18

Shut happens

opendoorclosed | 8

#3455795 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:18

Was it a normal seagull? Or a Steven Seagal?

vsat207 | 0

#3455975 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:17

Yes, especially when hoping to get a disease it's the best luck!

liquidSELECT | 0

#3456072 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:46

21-made my day

btnhdude | 0

#3456176 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 06:17

'Shat' is getting annoying as fuck. It's like a total trend.

False_Stupidity | 41

#3456524 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 07:52

#9 it shuts your mouth.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#3457460 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 10:41

XD I didnt even notice... I lolled

AtrumMessor | 1

#3458510 - Thursday 20 October 2011 01:49

#48--As opposed to what? "Shitted"? It's not a trend, it's called grammar.

kcircuses2 | 4

#3458543 - Thursday 20 October 2011 01:55

hey 59 fuck you

nalia18 | 8

#3460384 - Thursday 20 October 2011 07:11

Im sorry about saying this but this kinda sounds like a line in kung fu panda.... And yes i like kid movies... Im proud... No shame

Braginskyyy | 6

#3462153 - Thursday 20 October 2011 05:50

I think I'd rather take a 4 leaf clover... :P

sexybeastsexybea | 0

#3638961 - Friday 25 November 2011 09:53

haha shat...that's a funny word..

By Streeet_hayley | 6

#3455693 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:59

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

Eggers | 2

#3455850 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:36

my thoughts exactly (I like how you get down-voted for agreeing)

SirObvious | 1

#3456209 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 06:31

Sounds like you found some inner piss!

By cmayo | 3

#3455698 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 03:59

Good seagull.

raphanne_fml | 33

#3455861 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:40

"Mine... mine ...mine, MINE"

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3455708 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:00

Shit happens :)

haw008 | 14

#3457187 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 09:57

I knew someone would say it

Notimetobleed | 12

#3459076 - Thursday 20 October 2011 03:45

Next is "What a shitty situation."

slappygecko | 21

#5483560 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:39

*machete swing*

By nick347b | 6

#3455714 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:01

Well, at least it wasn't Karma.

kcircuses2 | 4

#3455740 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:05

well, at least that wasn't a terrible comment... oh wait...

nick347b | 6

#3455775 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:13

I don't see your perfect, god-inspired comment anywhere so gtfo.

kcircuses2 | 4

#3455783 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:15

you're just not looking hard enough

By luongo6 | 0

#3455726 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:02

Okay imma just get this out of the way, well that's a shitty situation

kamikrazy | 6

#3456006 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:25

*facepalm*

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3456014 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:28

*facecheesegrater*

13FTW | 9

#3456107 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:58

I don't see why theres a crapload of these jokes. They all stink. Besides pun jokes are overrated..

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3457043 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 09:28

Yeah, these puns are pretty shitty.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3459309 - Thursday 20 October 2011 04:27

But at least they look good right? (points if you get this pun)

MrsRamey | 1

#3460491 - Thursday 20 October 2011 08:20

lmfao!

By darkmis1 | 17

#3455749 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:06

Shat. He shat on you. Shit is the present form; shat is the past. I'm Not trying to be a grammar nazi. That really does suck, OP.

RavagedSouI | 0

#3455905 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:57

Shat is slang. Shit is actually like cut. In every tense, it remains the same,

darkmis1 | 17

#3455963 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:15

Actually no, it's not. If you look at the FML, the mods actually changed it to shat.

btnhdude | 0

#3456170 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 06:15

Mkay.

fadingaway | 16

#3456310 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 07:14

No it's not. The past tense of shit is always shat. It's not slang and it's never shit. It's like sit or spit.

By hannahcorrine | 0

#3455759 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:09

The beach has showers sometimes. Or the ocean. No big deal

By TrouserPython | 3

#3455766 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:11

You should be thankful. The seagull was trying to help you integrate into the environment, to help you commune with nature, both of which are very stress-reducing. May seagulls shit on us all.