By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
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kings1fan 6

I hear it's good luck!

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Streeet_hayley 6

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

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kings1fan 6

I hear it's good luck!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yep. It's even better luck if an elephant shuts on you... Next stop, zoo!

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sseberly 11

That's usually what I do to turn my luck around. Painting a bullseye on you body helps the bird's accuracy too

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kcircuses2 4

2-what does the elephant shut? the window? the door?

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IceeCreamm 7
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Shit happens

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dumple 0
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Shut happens

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opendoorclosed 8
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Was it a normal seagull? Or a Steven Seagal?

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vsat207 0
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Yes, especially when hoping to get a disease it's the best luck!

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liquidSELECT 0
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21-made my day

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btnhdude 0

'Shat' is getting annoying as fuck. It's like a total trend.

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False_Stupidity 41
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#9 it shuts your mouth.

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HowAreYouToday 34

XD I didnt even notice... I lolled

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AtrumMessor 1

#48--As opposed to what? "Shitted"? It's not a trend, it's called grammar.

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kcircuses2 4

hey 59 fuck you

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nalia18 8
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Im sorry about saying this but this kinda sounds like a line in kung fu panda.... And yes i like kid movies... Im proud... No shame

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Braginskyyy 6
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I think I'd rather take a 4 leaf clover... :P

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sexybeastsexybea 0
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haha shat...that's a funny word..

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Streeet_hayley 6

At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

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Eggers 2

my thoughts exactly (I like how you get down-voted for agreeing)

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SirObvious 1

Sounds like you found some inner piss!

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cmayo 3
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Good seagull.

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raphanne_fml 33
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"Mine... mine ...mine, MINE"

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Shit happens :)

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haw008 14
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I knew someone would say it

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Notimetobleed 14
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Next is "What a shitty situation."

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slappygecko 21

*machete swing*

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nick347b 6

Well, at least it wasn't Karma.

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kcircuses2 4

well, at least that wasn't a terrible comment... oh wait...

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nick347b 6

I don't see your perfect, god-inspired comment anywhere so gtfo.

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kcircuses2 4

you're just not looking hard enough

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luongo6 0
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Okay imma just get this out of the way, well that's a shitty situation

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kamikrazy 6
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*facepalm*

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

*facecheesegrater*

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13FTW 9

I don't see why theres a crapload of these jokes. They all stink. Besides pun jokes are overrated..

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thisisafunnyname 12
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Yeah, these puns are pretty shitty.

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bizarre_ftw 21

But at least they look good right? (points if you get this pun)

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darkmis1 17
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Shat. He shat on you. Shit is the present form; shat is the past. I'm Not trying to be a grammar nazi. That really does suck, OP.

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RavagedSouI 0
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Shat is slang. Shit is actually like cut. In every tense, it remains the same,

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darkmis1 17
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Actually no, it's not. If you look at the FML, the mods actually changed it to shat.

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btnhdude 0

Mkay.

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fadingaway 17
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No it's not. The past tense of shit is always shat. It's not slang and it's never shit. It's like sit or spit.

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hannahcorrine 0

The beach has showers sometimes. Or the ocean. No big deal

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TrouserPython 3
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You should be thankful. The seagull was trying to help you integrate into the environment, to help you commune with nature, both of which are very stress-reducing. May seagulls shit on us all.

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GVirdi 11

Sorry I had to laugh.. Its funny U shudve laid down so u cud see it coming and avoid it with ur ninjaness

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MRSsquarepants 0
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Please.. Learn how to write properly.

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ImFrackinBored 13

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

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