Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
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kings1fan
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I hear it's good luck!
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..
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kings1fan
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I hear it's good luck!
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Yep. It's even better luck if an elephant shuts on you... Next stop, zoo!
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sseberly
| 11
That's usually what I do to turn my luck around. Painting a bullseye on you body helps the bird's accuracy too
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kcircuses2
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2-what does the elephant shut? the window? the door?
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IceeCreamm
| 7
Shit happens
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dumple
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Shut happens
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opendoorclosed
| 8
Was it a normal seagull? Or a Steven Seagal?
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vsat207
| 0
Yes, especially when hoping to get a disease it's the best luck!
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liquidSELECT
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21-made my day
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btnhdude
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'Shat' is getting annoying as fuck.
It's like a total trend.
It's like a total trend.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
#9 it shuts your mouth.
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
XD I didnt even notice... I lolled
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AtrumMessor
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#48--As opposed to what? "Shitted"?
It's not a trend, it's called grammar.
It's not a trend, it's called grammar.
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kcircuses2
| 4
hey 59 fuck you
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nalia18
| 8
Im sorry about saying this but this kinda sounds like a line in kung fu panda....
And yes i like kid movies... Im proud... No shame
And yes i like kid movies... Im proud... No shame
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Braginskyyy
| 6
I think I'd rather take a 4 leaf clover... :P
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sexybeastsexybea
| 0
haha shat...that's a funny word..
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..
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Eggers
| 2
my thoughts exactly (I like how you get down-voted for agreeing)
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SirObvious
| 1
Sounds like you found some inner piss!
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cmayo
| 3
Good seagull.
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raphanne_fml
| 33
"Mine... mine ...mine, MINE"
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Shit happens :)
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haw008
| 14
I knew someone would say it
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Notimetobleed
| 13
Next is "What a shitty situation."
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slappygecko
| 21
*machete swing*
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nick347b
| 6
Well, at least it wasn't Karma.
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kcircuses2
| 4
well, at least that wasn't a terrible comment... oh wait...
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nick347b
| 6
I don't see your perfect, god-inspired comment anywhere so gtfo.
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kcircuses2
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you're just not looking hard enough
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luongo6
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Okay imma just get this out of the way, well that's a shitty situation
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kamikrazy
| 6
*facepalm*
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
*facecheesegrater*
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13FTW
| 9
I don't see why theres a crapload of these jokes. They all stink. Besides pun jokes are overrated..
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
Yeah, these puns are pretty shitty.
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bizarre_ftw
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But at least they look good right? (points if you get this pun)
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MrsRamey
| 1
lmfao!
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darkmis1
| 17
Shat. He shat on you. Shit is the present form; shat is the past. I'm Not trying to be a grammar nazi. That really does suck, OP.
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RavagedSouI
| 0
Shat is slang. Shit is actually like cut. In every tense, it remains the same,
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darkmis1
| 17
Actually no, it's not. If you look at the FML, the mods actually changed it to shat.
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btnhdude
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Mkay.
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fadingaway
| 16
No it's not. The past tense of shit is always shat. It's not slang and it's never shit. It's like sit or spit.
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hannahcorrine
| 0
The beach has showers sometimes. Or the ocean. No big deal
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TrouserPython
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You should be thankful. The seagull was trying to help you integrate into the environment, to help you commune with nature, both of which are very stress-reducing.
May seagulls shit on us all.
May seagulls shit on us all.
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GVirdi
| 11
Sorry I had to laugh.. Its funny
U shudve laid down so u cud see it coming and avoid it with ur ninjaness
U shudve laid down so u cud see it coming and avoid it with ur ninjaness
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MRSsquarepants
| 0
Please.. Learn how to write properly.
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Were you dropped on your head as a child?