By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 819
You deserved it 6 327

Same thing different taste

Comments

andy_l 14

I wonder how you managed to pull an all nighter and end up at the beach.

Angry birds: not as fun in real life :(

mgsoloist 14

Hey they were all trying to get the pig...

A similar situation happened to me, surrounded by ninjas and strapped to a chair, they put a fish on my head. A bear came and tried to kill me, do you know how difficult it is to fight off a bear strapped to a chair!?!?

instantaction 0
flockz 19

ya the same thing happend to me, what i did was i wrapped my dick around the fish and slapped that mother ****** in the face with it. how did u escape?

Let me say it for him: Damn Straight.

LiveLaughFML 10

this will get more views than Justin Bieber's baby video!(;

Seagulls aren't birds, theyre white rats with wings

Put your friends hand in water when THEY are sleeping, tape that. REVENGE.

YourEvilHero 12

now where is that video link?

Pixxio_O 11

Up until the seagulls part, I was thinking "how thoughtful and nice of them to leave food for op so he doesn't starve :)"

Kill the birds, then place there bodies in your friends beds. That'll teach 'em to mess with you!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!

jonan1212 5

My Video finding quest starts... now

To the FML writer: You are a heavy ******* sleeper.

Jvr91 8
iceildor 6

wuZz dis Lykee aT dA beAcH oR suMthiN???? i Aint eVer s33 Dem sEaguLls anYplac3 Els3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enonymous 8

I'd hate it if a Flock of Seagulls attacked me. Of course if it were filmed it'd make for an awesome remake of their music video "I Ran"

108- thumbs up if you realize that "mine mine.." has eminem in the two words!!

My_Name_Is_ 5

Don't worry, you know when you watch the video you'll laugh. Can't get mad forever.

SimoneDymond 3

WHY THE **** ARE U WRITIN IN HYROGLIFICS???

Do the same thing to your friends... But surround them with mentos and alka seltzer...

orangeduck 6
somerandomdude19 2
nixter5 18
Glitterhinoceros 14
darebear331 4
TheRealHouse 7
Taht_Guy_fml 0
naijagirl96 1

I thought sleeping at the beach was normal, especially in the summer for tanning? Unless you looked really awkward like you just randomly fell asleep with no gear.

jajay398 4

How the **** does taping something to sand work anyway?

Pixxio_O 11

65, they got some tape, put op onto the sand, put some food and a bunch of seagulls on top of him, and taped them all together onto the sand :)...

ImmaB3AST 7

I'll be a little less of a dick and answer it. You know that thing that people point at you and tell you to say "Cheese!"? Well that Thingy also does these things called a video which shows what you did in the past! Like a time traveling device! Well that is what you use to "tape" things.

Well atleast you will see what they did to you ;)

I would be more pissed if they had done that to me and hadn't taped it.

If so, I'll like it! Hopefully that will help you feel better! :)

did they send it to Americas funniest home videos?

Wasn't that show cancelled..? And they only play reruns...?

Chikaaa21 0

Honestly.. i would have done something like that too, if my friend fell asleep after an all nighter. Lol

ImmaB3AST 7

I'd much rather be pecked in the face than have a dick drawn on my face.