Intimacy: Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while...

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML

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mclayton37 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Ouch.

Comments

game_over_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:15

YDI!!!! Bitch shoulda seen it coming!!

Kuroftw 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:43

I don't get why people are calling him a bad boyfriend and whatnot. Coming from a gamer, (a female one, but still!) mixing video games and sex is pretty much the best thing...well, ever.

clm09 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:55

Yeah one sided pleasure in blow jobs is totally disrespectful and wrong. Backrubs too. Disgusting.

Saphira_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:01

Ok i dont care if its his BD or not, if ur gona give him head, he better be into it, why the **** would you even do that! YDI, and dump the jerk!!! Playing games while getting head from you GF.. thats just disgusting! Shoot him in the left ball!

Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 22 June 2009 3:36

All you people trying to fight over if BJs are good or bad is hilarouse! It is personal preference. She is not a **** for giving her boyfriend a BJ while he was playing COD. IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. He asked her for it, not forceed. So geeze. Shut Up.

jack01 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:41

wow... why would someone want to play Call of duty while his girlfriend is giving him a *******? I'd rather focus all my attention on the girl.... what the **** is wrong with your boyfriend?

Lintriel 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:47

i always slam the controller when i die as well lol

fml_fiend91 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:03

wow at least you can brag your bj's are so good they'll kill ya

RedRuby46 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:15

jesus what an asshole! lol i give u major props 4 actually DOING it while he was playing vid games. what a nice gf u r...and he prob thought so...til he shoved that piece o plastic 2 ur skull. did he atleast apologize?