Intimacy: Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous...

By taurus05 - 14/11/2009 03:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 13:00 - United States - Rolling Meadows

Today, during sex, my (now ex) boyfriend called out the name of the new female coworker that he told me just last night "not to worry about." He's known her for a week. We were together for 8 and a half years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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Yada yada yada

By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

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By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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By jealousgirl - 16/07/2015 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Screwing

By ThanksMom - 26/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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Wisdom

By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States

Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

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CallMeHush 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 11:58

So she says he wasn't any good in the sack, she was there too. It could be that she isn't all that great either.

faxe 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:41

you've been getting advice on how to sleep with a guy for months???? If that's true, you can't blame her for sleeping with him first.

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cmac86 23

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:13

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CptZoe 10

Monday 20 August 2012 18:27

God, a shit shag for life??!

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:32

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NotInAGoodWay 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:32

Haha, ouch!!:) you should wait until marriage... just saying... don't let yourself go, he'll probably dump you.. just like the girl giving advice://

FAKEstfu 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:40

OP is pathetic....

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 14 November 2009 11:18

Soooo...he's slept with other people...Does it matter if one of them was a coworker? Duhrr.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:09

I think the funny part is that the co-worker was giving the OP advice about the guy while sleeping with him, too. I like the message the co-worker sent: "He's not good enough for me, so he's perfect for you." Maybe if the co-worker got off her high horse and lowered her standards, they could have a threesome of mediocre sex. That's lukewarm, man!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 16 November 2009 1:49

Mmm, yummy. Sounds perfectly semi-kinky.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 11:58

So she says he wasn't any good in the sack, she was there too. It could be that she isn't all that great either.

Icutu7 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:32

EPIC................FAIL!

faxe 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:41

you've been getting advice on how to sleep with a guy for months???? If that's true, you can't blame her for sleeping with him first.

Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:06

Yea he's really not that good but i hear Dan's the man!!! Lmao

anonacs 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:16

Maybe she's lying so you back off, would not surprise me at all.

Spitfire86 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:01

I kind of agree with that. Possibility of her lying because she decided she likes him too and wants to take him herself. But either way, does it matter if he's good or bad in bed? We all have our own standards on that matter. And a relationship isn't all based on sex. If you likke him, date him and see what happens for yourself.