By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
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zidane312 0

theres nothing better than getting a blow job inbetween search and destroy respawns

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golfer_boi 10
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Skyrim is 500 fucking times better

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bobdole 0
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I'm sorry but CoD 4 might be the best game ever made.

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raney150 0

so wrong

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Macromartyr 3

Umm right!, Halo was a historic game (Master chief is the second most recognized videos game character, Mario is first) and COD has overtaken Halo in online players. Aside from the facts, it's just an awesome fucking game!

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zasls84 0
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halo is much better. not some generic war game.

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ThorneCrossed 9
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oblivion is 100x better than cod4 and halo

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golfer_boi 10
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Skyrim is 500 fucking times better

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udeserveditbro69 0

I should kill you for that. But I'm not. Because you obviously have never played a real game or had a life. So once you do that; sleep with on eye open.

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BigD3452 6
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Agreed! No other shooter since has been as awesome!!

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clemsi 20
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come now Super Mario RPG is the greatest game of all time tired only with Legend of Dragoon

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dabears1011234 27
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Well and then theres black ops 2 sooo

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
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are we forgetting assassins creed 4 thats a great game

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8D_fml 0
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You post alot of FMLs in one day

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concurrance 0
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I agree with #4. Hone your skills, young one!

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Paullelujah 0
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That lucky bastard...the boyfriend that is.

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midnyte 0
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So he buys you really good gifts... right?

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zidane312 0

theres nothing better than getting a blow job inbetween search and destroy respawns

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cybergirl_fml 0
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Huh well COD4 is like the best game ever. :)

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YooHoo_817 0

CoD 4 is a gnarly game if I must say so myself .

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ifyouonlyknew77 0
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Well if he can concentrate that much on a game while he's getting head, you probably just weren't very good at it.

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katieatieay 0
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this is why i love guys.

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