Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching...

By Noname - 16/2/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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By zidane312 | 0

#2584 - Monday 16 February 2009 9:21

theres nothing better than getting a blow job inbetween search and destroy respawns

By bobdole | 0

#2506 - Monday 16 February 2009 3:28

I'm sorry but CoD 4 might be the best game ever made.

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By bobdole | 0

#2506 - Monday 16 February 2009 3:28

I'm sorry but CoD 4 might be the best game ever made.

raney150 | 0

#997056 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 3:05

so wrong

metroid3802 | 0

#1004278 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:29

Wrong

Macromartyr | 3

#1024674 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 7:03

Umm right!, Halo was a historic game (Master chief is the second most recognized videos game character, Mario is first) and COD has overtaken Halo in online players. Aside from the facts, it's just an awesome fucking game!

zasls84 | 0

#1772782 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 9:14

halo is much better. not some generic war game.

ThorneCrossed | 9

#2768616 - Monday 27 June 2011 7:43

oblivion is 100x better than cod4 and halo

golfer_boi | 10

#4201636 - Thursday 22 March 2012 21:38

Skyrim is 500 fucking times better

udeserveditbro69 | 0

#4470845 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:05

I should kill you for that. But I'm not. Because you obviously have never played a real game or had a life. So once you do that; sleep with on eye open.