By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 786
You deserved it 7 805

Same thing different taste

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LaColombianita 26

At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.

He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.

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LaColombianita 26

At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.

He's not sharing her back with anyone apparently .

I guess OP can look at the bright side. Her boyfriend won't let anyone disrespect her. So it seems that he cares about her :)

JuliaaNoelle 26

I'd probably fall in love if a guy did that while I was playing a video game.. Lol

Hehe, he actually sounds awesome, I'm sure he was being silly. If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard :p

That's what I think,what's FML in it, you should be proud

My bf got so pissed because our friend snapped at me once, he doesn't like it when people are disrespectful towards me, they would of gone fist to fist if we didn't separate them.

Yeah, and shred the other player's back to pieces..

Yeah, well it was still a bit of an overreaction. I agree with OP, he's got anger issues.

incoherentrmblr 21

This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter gets defensive of Lois and starts fighting random people and things...

He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.

Not really, because he wasted all the ammo on one person. You need to conserve ammo.

Double tap? Screw that. Five bajillion tap is where it's at.

he kind of reminds me of Shane from the walking dead

JocelynKaulitz 28

Well you can say he's got your back.

DarkHelmet 10

Right. Dude defends your honor and you call him a lunatic. That's some pretty ungrateful shit

yea. He's got her back alright. From reality to Fantasy world. So cute :)

VoodooPriestess 16

Ooooooooor you can see him as a sweet guy who would stand up for your honor. Look to the bright side! Never the dark side. . .

But if the dark side had cookies, that'd be a bright side in the dark side, thus making it not the dark side... *mind blown*

we have cookies and brownies, special brownies... though

Nathan_h24 17

My mind was just blown by how bad your comment was. *mind blown* #54

asnakelovinbabe 16

Play with a headset on. It's a more immersive experience that way anyways.

It's the thought thats counts! His actions though...

Awh! I like him! ^_^ Although his methods may be questionable, at least he stands up for you!

Am I the only one who is curious on which game this could be?

ColonelCusswords 24

Im thinkin halo, modern warfare, or call of duty. Thats the place you usualy get sassed like that

elyssa112 6

I am too !! I wanna play that game . It can't be modern warfare or halo it has to be fictional . She said character not player .

OP said character, so GTA or some girly game, bleh.

@10 - I dunno, it could be Pokemon. Things haven't been great in Kanto lately, lots of gun violence.

GalaxyShots 21

Saint's Row, most likely. If you're a female character, you actually do get called a **** quite a bit by NPC's on the street.

No ones going to point out that #19 said Call of Duty, and Modern Warfare, as if they're two separate games? -__-