By wtfdad - 16/11/2014 05:29 - United States - Little Silver

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Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40

Be glad your father's pull out game was also weak.

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tigerisabelle 31

Honestly, that's hilarious. I'm sure your dad is happy for you, and, congratulations!

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Pleonasm 35

Either that or his sperm is **** extremely potent.

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devildog562 33

I like whole Condoms . Now the crazy mom with a needle poking holes in them and putting a Jesus loves you card next to them is a different story. +1 friend I know what you meant. Pleo same thing. What the hell I laughed at your comment. Super sperm, the new super hero, or villain.

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Googolman 29

Or maybe they actually intended to have a child?

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Mynamewontfi 40

Be glad your father's pull out game was also weak.

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JMichael 25

I'd ask him what happened when he helped conceive you.

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lemex243 5

It might just be he was kidding

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ZoroMiHawk 25

And then he slapped him on the back and with a cheery smile he congratulated the both of you, right?

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lord_meloetta 20

Yeah it would be messed up if he didn't, don't ya think moss head?

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tigerisabelle 31

Honestly, that's hilarious. I'm sure your dad is happy for you, and, congratulations!

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PennyLane27 32

Dad: "I'm the pullout king"! (Portlandia)

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devildog562 33

Any dad could not be a pullout King. It means you've failed your objective at least once.

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devildog562 33

I didn't know that with the parenthesis around it. My comment, however ,was a joke.

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PennyLane27 32

Aww I'm sad this got downvoted so much! I just watched the episode of Portlandia with the Pullout King skit last night. So the quote was fresh in my mind. It has Jeff Goldblum in it. Season 4, episode 4. If you haven't watched it, do it! :) Devildog's point is quite valid :)

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Seabiscuit218 12

Hmph Too many rude people in this world I think

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ohmandapants 16

Too many people with no sense of humor...I personally would have laughed. It was a joke! He's probably happy for them.

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ifoundwaldo123 12

I'm sure he's happy for you, it's actually pretty funny OP

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devildog562 33

Pull out method and Depo don't work. Trust me I'm a father. I watched her shot and my shot.

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devildog562 33

Sorry meant to put (sarcasm) they do work together but nothing is 100%.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Regardless of that typo, your comment makes no sense at all.

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devildog562 33

How doesn't it make sense; deprovera and pull out method do not work, my daughter was a product from these methods. I watch the injection go ink her and my ejaculation out of her. Better context ?

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smokecloud_ 37

It's ok, devildog, I understood and giggled without the sarcasm marker.

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