By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 635
You deserved it 3 265

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Your mum needs to get over herself.

And that's why you don't visit her again

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Your mum needs to get over herself.

She sounds like a very...... artistic, lady

Um I think OP needs to re-evaluate her attitude. I mean, who doesn't check in before going somewhere to pick an outfit? Geez, people nowadays.

#29 was being sarcastic...

OP your mom is going to be alone with no relatives or friends if shes's going to behave this way.

And that's why you don't visit her again

And burn the house down?

simple, paint her decor in the color of your outfit.

Or when selecting nursing homes, find the one with the most obnoxious decor.

So dumb, you didn't want to be there any ways

OP never said she didn't want to go visit her mother.

Wow.. Somebody took their bitchy pill.

I'd rather say forgot to take their prescription pills.

Everyone knows house wives need their Xanax or else they get all out of whack. Hurry, OP, refill the script or you'll have loose cannon aimed right at you!

Geez what's wrong with you OP?? You should know better than that! You always have to match the rug, always.

Don't forget about that one big rule! : Make sure your eyes match the drapes.

I wonder if her cat matches the drapes? Pun so intended.

Take you long to come up with that one?

I believe the turn of phrase is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

I'm sorry. Just be grateful you haven't inherited her bad traits OP!

It's a sign to never visit her again.

So, she must walk around in the same color all the time right?