By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
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carOLinneeeeeee 8
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Your mum needs to get over herself.

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RoseBlack123 37
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And that's why you don't visit her again

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M3DIC4T3 29
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Jemm_fml 29
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Mods, instead of deleting this comment, edit it into something fabulous.

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carOLinneeeeeee 8
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Your mum needs to get over herself.

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icyhottt 11
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She sounds like a very...... artistic, lady

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Arrow44 10
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Um I think OP needs to re-evaluate her attitude. I mean, who doesn't check in before going somewhere to pick an outfit? Geez, people nowadays.

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fantita495 19
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#29 was being sarcastic...

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micha090 21
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OP your mom is going to be alone with no relatives or friends if shes's going to behave this way.

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RoseBlack123 37
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And that's why you don't visit her again

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SpaceRaptor 8
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And burn the house down?

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SolarFlare 20
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simple, paint her decor in the color of your outfit.

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kitkatmeOw 8
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Or when selecting nursing homes, find the one with the most obnoxious decor.

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jrock9093 18
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So dumb, you didn't want to be there any ways

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Likian5 26
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OP never said she didn't want to go visit her mother.

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Angel_of_Night 10
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Wow.. Somebody took their bitchy pill.

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FrietvanPiet 16
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I'd rather say forgot to take their prescription pills.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Everyone knows house wives need their Xanax or else they get all out of whack. Hurry, OP, refill the script or you'll have loose cannon aimed right at you!

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tommylover842 23
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Geez what's wrong with you OP?? You should know better than that! You always have to match the rug, always.

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Smoxxii 17
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Don't forget about that one big rule! : Make sure your eyes match the drapes.

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Jemm_fml 29
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I wonder if her cat matches the drapes? Pun so intended.

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Llama_Face89 33

Take you long to come up with that one?

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Llama_Face89 33

I believe the turn of phrase is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

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orris 5
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I'm sorry. Just be grateful you haven't inherited her bad traits OP!

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Bano360 25
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It's a sign to never visit her again.

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Kiki242 19
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So, she must walk around in the same color all the time right?

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