Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
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carOLinneeeeeee
| 8
Your mum needs to get over herself.
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RoseBlack123
| 37
And that's why you don't visit her again
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M3DIC4T3
| 29
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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carOLinneeeeeee
| 8
No one cares.
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Jemm_fml
| 29
Mods, instead of deleting this comment, edit it into something fabulous.
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carOLinneeeeeee
| 8
Your mum needs to get over herself.
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icyhottt
| 11
She sounds like a very...... artistic, lady
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Arrow44
| 10
Um I think OP needs to re-evaluate her attitude. I mean, who doesn't check in before going somewhere to pick an outfit? Geez, people nowadays.
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fantita495
| 19
#29 was being sarcastic...
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micha090
| 21
OP your mom is going to be alone with no relatives or friends if shes's going to behave this way.
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RoseBlack123
| 37
And that's why you don't visit her again
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SpaceRaptor
| 8
And burn the house down?
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SolarFlare
| 20
simple, paint her decor in the color of your outfit.
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kitkatmeOw
| 8
Or when selecting nursing homes, find the one with the most obnoxious decor.
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jrock9093
| 18
So dumb, you didn't want to be there any ways
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Likian5
| 26
OP never said she didn't want to go visit her mother.
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Angel_of_Night
| 10
Wow.. Somebody took their bitchy pill.
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FrietvanPiet
| 16
I'd rather say forgot to take their prescription pills.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Everyone knows house wives need their Xanax or else they get all out of whack. Hurry, OP, refill the script or you'll have loose cannon aimed right at you!
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tommylover842
| 23
Geez what's wrong with you OP?? You should know better than that! You always have to match the rug, always.
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Smoxxii
| 17
Don't forget about that one big rule! : Make sure your eyes match the drapes.
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Jemm_fml
| 29
I wonder if her cat matches the drapes? Pun so intended.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Take you long to come up with that one?
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Llama_Face89
| 33
I believe the turn of phrase is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
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orris
| 5
I'm sorry. Just be grateful you haven't inherited her bad traits OP!
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Bano360
| 25
It's a sign to never visit her again.
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Kiki242
| 19
So, she must walk around in the same color all the time right?