Miscellaneous: Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing...

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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You deserved it 144

By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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staychill 16

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

goin4Ayog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

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perdix 29

Friday 12 August 2011 2:19

Were you singing, "I'm a Super Duper Pooper?"

skittlebug333 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:37

Lol.

Honestly_Lainey 21

Friday 12 August 2011 2:28

What was the song?

rhysfucker 24

Friday 12 August 2011 3:43

Check 41, 43.....

akvandervort 21

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:23

That's not the song the OP was singing. That's the song that 43 posted that the FML staff deleted.

madibrielle212 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:33

Haha that for some reason just made me laugh! That's something Jim Carey would do! Hahah I can totally see it!

greekgal44 14

Friday 12 August 2011 2:43

this just made me lol haha

beetboxboy 9

Friday 12 August 2011 5:07

That makes u lol? Hahaha

childoftheKING 3

Friday 12 August 2011 2:46

WOW!!!!!!!!

Lolpizza_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:59

Oh such a win.

rhysfucker 24

Friday 12 August 2011 3:03

"Sunny day, taking my cares..(grunt.., splash)..away"

austinwyke 2

Friday 12 August 2011 3:12

how do you sing sarcastically?

rhysfucker 24

Friday 12 August 2011 3:24

Like Kanye... With a snarl

hello_jules 8

Friday 12 August 2011 3:26

Hahaha did you keep it going and start singing again when she stopped?? :)

Redhead99 16

Friday 12 August 2011 6:28

Next time I;m in a public restroom I'm gonna sing to see if anyone does that!

daydreamer244 13

Friday 12 August 2011 3:32

did u make an fml account just to write this fml miss bathroomgirl?

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