Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML
Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
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Top comments
staychill 16
yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.
goin4Ayog 0
maybe it wasn't sarcastic?
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Comments (171)
iloooovemylife 7
It Happened to me before I feel your pain
CryMoreFMLs 15
You're a dude, why would you sing in the bathroom? Should've been hosting a pissing contest instead.
liy223 6
That's brilliant... Did you join in for a duet?
GEFStryker 29
Hey, why was my comment removed? Would really like a response from a mod, I just posted the lyrics to the poop song from Scrubs. Nothing offensive.
Sirin_fml 47
Huge page-stretchers are very annoying for the app users to scroll past. :-)
GEFStryker 29
Ah, sorry about that then. Thanks for the reply.
themaddog 0
How are you so damn witty?
DeadxManxWalking 27
What song?
GEFStryker 29
Poop song on Scrubs. I did mention that. Read man, read!
kayluhchaos 0
He's not asking what song you were referring to, he was asking what song op was singing in the bathroom. "learn to read!"
GEFStryker 29
If he replied to my comment I think anyone would assume that he was asking the original commenter a question and not the original poster. Also, why did you quote learn to read? Let your failure to capitalize learn also be noted, and I must ask, what exactly do you think I need to learn how to read? I mean, he asked "What song?" If you're seeing a longer question I would recommend a visit to your doctor, there are a boatload of issues that could be causing that. Could explain some other issues as well...
GEFStryker 29
Also, my posts are appearing out of order, even though I'm clicking the right reply buttons. Just a heads up, in case it's a bug. Firefox, updated.
GEFStryker 29
Reply from admin, it's a bug. Go troll elsewhere. :) Quick edit, not implying I am an admin, I received a PM from an admin.
Burnbaby 0
Says bathroomgirl posted it and it is also labeled as a woman's posting.
goebsy 8
Well, we need to know the song to determine whether you deserved it or not.
bigbadtim 7
The two of you should have done a duet.
lovelife9 12
well are you good at singing?