Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML
Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
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staychill 16
yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.
goin4Ayog 0
maybe it wasn't sarcastic?
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Comments (171)
gravy4u 5
Lol, she was helping you. She thought you didnt know the lyics.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
I think you meant to say he because last time I checked, girls aren't allowed in mens bathrooms:)
cheshire2012 13
considering OPs a girl.....umm yea
trevishere 7
54-I think you meant she because the name is bathroomgirl and her sign is a female sign. And it would be a lady in a mens bathroom, you make it sound pedophile.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
54, where in the FML does it say op was in a mens bathroom? the username is bathroomgirl
elmogoezRAWR 0
Walk out with your pants still down and stare into their eyes lovingly as you finish the song. Then pull up your pants, punch them in their face, and steal their purse. For bonus points, lick their ear.
TBMFan 0
LMFAO ! E. P. I. C.
zachherbert 10
Another purse stolen by elmogoezRAWRZ
elmogoezRAWR 0
Booya.
charadeyouare 0
Wtf?? Messed up you are :) love it
Gook0123 9
Holy crap this is funnier than the fml
HomeAl0ne 20
Changed my mind, here's my new suggestion for a medley... Start with "Push" by Matchbox 20, then a few bars of "There she goes" by 6 Pence none the richer. Quickly follow this up with the chorus from "Slipped Away" by Avril Lavigne, then smoothly segue into Evanescence1's "Going Under" as you flush. Sometimes, for a laugh, as I leave the stall I double over and hum a little bit of "Oops, I did it again". Brittney Spears FTW!
madibrielle212 0
So freaking hilarious!
elmogoezRAWR 0
No.
lokrar789 7
I gues u looked kinda whory
lokrar789 7
Son bitch srry.wrong fml this wuz supose to go to the one above this one
chugs69 5
What song
lokrar789 7
If i wuz there id start singing and dancing while sitting down. While sitting on the pot backwards
ilovecanada1367 4
I'm sure that would be hilarious. Thanks for sharing... Not.
josuei4 0
Just go with the flow...////////
practicesafesax 0
How is that a FML? That's an epic win. I find that hilarious.
GEFStryker 29
Not relevant to the FML, just made me think of it. Poop always makes me think of it. Poop FTW! J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut? Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your butt! J.D.: You see.... Everything comes down to poo! From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo! Turk? Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer! J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce! Yes! Everything comes down to poo! Nurses: Everything comes down to poo! J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too! All across the nation, we trust in defecation! Everything comes down to poo! Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool! Robed Woman: My stomach hurts J.D: Check the poo Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle Turk: Check the poo! Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot! J.D: Check the poo! Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye! Turk: Check the poo! Delivery Guy: Mine or his? J.D: First him, then you! It may sound gross, you may say "shush!" J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush! Because! All: Everything comes down to poo! Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu! J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue! Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two! All: If there's no breeze, light a match please! Everything comes down to -- J.D.: Doo-doo! Turk: Doo-doo! J.D.: Doo-doo! Turk: Doo-doo! All: Everything comes down to ... poo!
smartman136 8
Bet it was the golden road to texas.