By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

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Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 862
You deserved it 5 451

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Fired, or possibly a raise?

What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

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What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

Nice friend you got there:)

Could be worse he could just break your phone...atleast you can explain to your boss what happened.

Then that would make this situation awkwarder unless he has a really hot boss and his friend has a decent sized wang.

I hope she did. It took a long time to send all of those. And my dong got tired.

Do I hear promotion?

Hey, Melissabrit. All you do is thread jack. Please, tits or GTFO. (jk) But actually. Get the fuck out.

HowAreYouToday 34

Seriously.

Are those cotton balls on your shirt?

That was probably like the dumbest thing OP's friend could do...... considering the fact that his boss could have him arrested and labeled as a sex offender for life. so really his friends life is fucked :/

Is he 15 by any chance?

what if the boss sent one back?

"I have received your request for a promotion and have accepted on one condition you must teach me to bend that way"

YDI for not having a password set on your phone

Does anyone fail to realize that what he was doing was sexting, which is illegal in almost all states last time I checked.

I dont see why my comment got down voted. I would rather get fired than break my phone. Cause my phones broke and now i have no life. FML

119 sexting is not illegal unless minors are involved or if the messages are harrasing. at least as far as I know.

hellbilly - If the OP's friend simply breaks his phone then the OP can at least afford a new phone (assuming he was able to afford the original iphone based on his pay). If the OP's boss is not understanding then the OP might get fired in which case he no longer has a source of income and probably can't afford to keep his phone plan. Get it now?

Lets hope your boss likes them

OP if you be bad you boss will make you take your punishment in the butt

Well sadistmonkey if op had a lock on the phone there wouldnt be a problem in the first place

66- What's wrong with thread-jacking?

This is what you do 1. Get a new friend 2. Try to explain to your boss what happened 3. Well if 2 doesn't work then you better start job hunting

31- awkwarder? Really? Are people that stupid?

Was he making balloon animals with it..?

Why would your friend do that? Or should I say why would someone over the age of 11 do that? Lame.

Op why would u even hav ur boss on ur phone?

#75 Why yes. They are cotton balls on my shirt. It was a costume for an event! Sorry, totally off topic. I just had to answer.

245 is fucking dumb, and probably thinks every employer-employee relationship is that of a mcdonalds career.

ffs dont reference other fml's please

129 ok got it. im a minor so i wouldnt really know about 18+laws over sexting would be about. iunderstand why 25 trolls thumbed my comment down, but im pretty sure this one is going too also. fuckers :)

You sound like you've been through this before.

Fired, or possibly a raise?

Realistically, if he contacted his boss as soon as possible and maturely explained the situation, he'd be fine. Maybe.

haha raise.... was that intentional?

Promotion. The boss really likey.

I love your tats. Schweeeet!

Neither. Op's boss is probably thinking "Why the hell am I getting pictures of his pinky???"

lmfaooooooo

or hardcore buttsex as a punishment...

I love your tattoos. Your really pretty too! ?

your tattoos looks amazing!

I really like yuur tattoos there so pretty I want one so bad

Tatts are lame. What's even more lame are chicks that think tatts make guys hot. Nothing worse then an eminem wanna be walkin round with tribal tatts that mean absolutely nothing.

The boss got a raise is what it sounds like.

214: Every tattoo has a story. Don't judge until you know it.

Not EVERY tattoo. A big handful of them are the result of a night with just one too many shots.

230-Those tats are reminders of a good time.

230- that would be a story

Your tattoos are awesome! Love them(:

your tattoos are so pretty!

This is one where you actually can't say "pics or it didn't happen". Or should I say those guys hoping for anything..

I was sober for every single tattoo on my body.

Which is a story^

oooooh I adore your tattoos! They're beautiful :D

kick his ass when he comes out

what the fuck?

What? Your friends would'nt do something like this to you? Cause mine would.

Yeah, mine would too, probably.

32 and 46, what kind of "friends" are those? That could get you charged with sexual harassment and you could lose your job. Glad I don't have such idiotic friends with a skewed idea of what is funny.

Yeah , you need new friends. Stop getting them at the sex addict meetings.

WAYYYY!!!!!

nice friend you got there

Op's first mistake: naming him a friend.

What a bunch of shifty friends we have here

Well, unlike you two, I have normal friends who wouldn't do that under any circumstance.

Is your friend a mental patient?

chop off his dick. problem solved

How would you feel if someone chopped off your dick?

dickless.

35- well that would probably feel like getting raped by chuck norris.

well seeing that I already have a vagina I really wouldnt care too much

Honestly though you guys are losers. Me and my friends do stupid shit all the time. I dont see whats wrong with it. Yea you could get arrested. But whats life with out fun. Get out more.

Or you could do fun things w/o being illegal, not all fun things are illegal you know. Get out more.

I never said all fun things are illegal. But most are retard. stop being a pussy and have some real fun.

i disagree dude who needs drugs, booze and underage sex..... me and my friends stay in and play scrabble, i do through the best sleepovers

No one cares what you have to say gayboii

hmmm your the one with who's comment is buried... but your totally right... i should shut up

I did'nt say shutup...

Just shut up already hellbilly.

Damn, just stop typing and go get arrested.

well, saying no one cares what he has to say is basically telling him to shut up.

fucking twat. k?

Boring !!!!!!!! Scrabble is for retarded loosers!!

I like the way you think :) mpsteve

I see a promotion in your future!

Yup! She's being paid in Trident Layers now!

Time for a new friend and some disinfectant cleaner for your phone. Oh and probably a new job. Lol

Dangit, you beat me to it =/ Well played.

Really i see rape in op's future...

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We covered that.

189- he was the 10th person to comment, tell all the others who replied to the first post just to get ahead that it was covered Ty have a nice day Sucks op, good luck finding a new job, even if you explain what happened the phone should not have been out of your possession blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda is what he'll or shell say, just like you should always be in control of your vehicle no matter the circumstance, but honestly do they not realize that there are circumstances where you cannot in any way shape or form make a difference in what is happening with your vehicle? And what about airplane food...?