FML : Sashay away!

Sashay away!

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 September 2017 20:00 /

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By Chris Smith | 9

#7540402 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 20:02

Don't worry, it must've just been really dark at the strip club you were working at that night.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7540452 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 22:42

Maybe next time you'll remember to tuck in your balls when you go out in drag.

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By Chris Smith | 9

#7540402 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 20:02

Don't worry, it must've just been really dark at the strip club you were working at that night.

By acmariner99 | 20

#7540413 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 20:28

I am groot

By duckmunch | 10

#7540438 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 22:10

kmko

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7540452 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 22:42

Maybe next time you'll remember to tuck in your balls when you go out in drag.

By jfsiv | 17

#7540505 - Wednesday 13 September 2017 1:49

That! That! Dude looks like a lady!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7540527 - Wednesday 13 September 2017 3:34

Getting rid of that upper lip mustache would cause less confusion.

By lucasj2345 | 7

#7540856 - Thursday 14 September 2017 0:15

I'm just guessing you need to work on your feminine look.

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