Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
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scarlettwitch 6

You should have sang "let it go..let it go cant' hold back anymore"

This is an exact copy of a FML from 2010. It just came up in ransoms for me.

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Not only are you not alone, he’s also jerking off into his new backpack.

personal experience?

When you get a new backpack for free, what else are you going to do with it? Am I right?

scarlettwitch 6

You should have sang "let it go..let it go cant' hold back anymore"

This is an exact copy of a FML from 2010. It just came up in ransoms for me.