By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

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Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 815
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Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

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Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

Now, where would he have got that idea from? It's the thought that counts....

Tell him to, ahem, go fuck himself...

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

I guess you can't give him any sex then, because you'll be too busy enjoying your present.

Translation: Learn some more sex moves and dirty talk because laying there like a corpse during missionary position sex just isn’t cutting it!

I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!

I’ve overheard guys saying that YouPorn posts a wide variety of instructional videos. I’m just relaying an opinion I’ve heard and have no way to comment on its accuracy. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!

I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!