Love: Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from... - FML

By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

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Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML

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Jatok 17

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Saturday 8 July 2017 14:41

Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

Dave_Davington 33

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Saturday 8 July 2017 16:43

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

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Jatok 17

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Saturday 8 July 2017 14:41

Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

Poultron 2

Saturday 8 July 2017 15:29

Now, where would he have got that idea from? It's the thought that counts....

davek 36

Saturday 8 July 2017 16:32

Tell him to, ahem, go fuck himself...

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Saturday 8 July 2017 16:40

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

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Saturday 8 July 2017 16:40

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

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Saturday 8 July 2017 16:40

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

Dave_Davington 33

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Saturday 8 July 2017 16:43

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

Lalala579121 27

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Saturday 8 July 2017 16:47

I guess you can't give him any sex then, because you'll be too busy enjoying your present.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 8 July 2017 17:01

Translation: Learn some more sex moves and dirty talk because laying there like a corpse during missionary position sex just isn’t cutting it!

LwyrUp 13

Saturday 8 July 2017 21:18

I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 9 July 2017 1:02

I’ve overheard guys saying that YouPorn posts a wide variety of instructional videos. I’m just relaying an opinion I’ve heard and have no way to comment on its accuracy. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!

LwyrUp 13

Saturday 8 July 2017 21:19

I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!

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