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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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Comments (101)

taylahhowell 10

I get the offer of the "gift of anal" from my boyfriend when he thinks I'm sad.

cakefete2 31

Then you should either chin or bend over.

weveallbeenthere 30

that's a gift you can't return

menfearme 10

She can give it back. muahaha

pratikp03 22

Feel the pain w/o lube and enjoy iy with lube.

kasmol 16

Mmmhmmm...aint nothing like a chocolate jello pudding pop.

lulinator 40

Don't knock it til you try it. I have my biggest orgasms that way.

Rag_dollxx 21

Me too, really enjoy it, although I would be pretty miffed if it was offered to me as a birthday present.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

What a shitty gift

NineeCat 32

Awww, it's the thought that counts:) maybe give it a try!

AlittleSanity 11

You should tell him where he can stick that gift!

AlittleSanity 11

Also make sure he wraps that gift before giving it to you!

TheSexyBurrito 13

He's a keeper.

CrikOgresmasher 19

I'd take that offer if it meant giving it to him :3

papayeya 18

looooool