By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML
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RichardPencil 30
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He'll probably go buy the same lotion to help "dreaming about you" go more smoothly, if you know what I mean.;)

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species4872 19

He's a keeper, er creeper.

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nzfireman 14

nawwww warm fuzzies .. not. that's sooo creepy

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RichardPencil 30
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He'll probably go buy the same lotion to help "dreaming about you" go more smoothly, if you know what I mean.;)

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species4872 19

He's a keeper, er creeper.

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worldclassrager 39
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Don't go to that register again...or make sure he isn't working there...

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RichardPencil 30
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More like gross-ery store.

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dade35 4

Did he offer some fava beans?

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Cali 54
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...and a nice chianti?

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interesting33 36
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that might have been him having a weird sense of humour but it's still not appropriate. hope you are ok OP and ok to go back.

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pjsr 32
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Inappropriate for a worker, but think how you'd feel if he was extremely hot. Take it as a compliment, avoid his line, and report it if it happens again.

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lisyaorancrazed 16

Under no circumstances should you ever take something like this as a compliment. It's creepy no matter their physical attractiveness level. Also, the OP never said the person wasn't good looking or at least decent looking.

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sambmjmdjj 9
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If he had been better looking this be the "romantic" moment you were bragging to your friends about.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

I would go back ask a few questions Does he like butterflies? Especially rare ones? A poodle? A dungeon with a well? Does he collect baskets? Do they know him be name at lush?

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