By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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amerwin 3

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

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TheRealHouse 7

that's what she said.. oh wait..

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TheRealHouse 7

that's what she said.. oh wait..

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Iamnotmyself 17

12? God you're terrible, I can handle two 16's. As if sandwiches are that hard to eat.

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LouisianaBob 9

Once when I was in subway I asked for a football meatlong, I realized what I said after the people behind me started laughing so I laughed too and I would have laughed if I heard you say that.

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VeroAnne 11

I don't think many people can so it's okay ;)

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DrIDGAF 7

I have a feeling he asked you if you wanted the special sauce next

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wintamint101 7

well i'm sure you aren't the only one who can't

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CareFace 16

My lady can handle 12 inches...! She swallows too... Not much use spitting out food when you're hungry.

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weewee1 0

Please for only five dollars I wouldn't handle a footlong either. Economy's bad right now and things don't come cheap. ;)

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scrapmetal58 9

You can't handle 12 inches? Pssft. Amateur.

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FMMFL1992 3

if you're a girl this isn't so ba.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

It's still just as bad if it was a girl. Funnier if it's a male, though. I can so see this happening though.. Neither an FML or a YDI. Just a very unfortunate uttering.

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kingatowning 2

So a 6 inch then? Or maybe a 3 inch? I hear even the kids can handle those.

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aFatFuck 0

Did he recommend you try the tuna sandwich?

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icanhazblivions 1

nah. it wouldn't make you bleed. for sure.

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DeathbatAttack 17

You cant handle 12"? whats wrong with you.

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FarSide 22

If a girl behind the counter were to ask me if I could handle a 12", I think I might gag.

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christianmary182 0

This is funny because I work at subway and hear things like this all the time (:

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hobbsicle805 0

mind outta the gutter OP

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JurassicHole 5

But the gutter is a fun place to let your mind wander :)

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Cereal_Is_Good 5

OP could've easily saved themselves from some embarrassment by winking at the sandwich man after that statement.

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xmayne 0

Don't knock it unless you've tried it

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amerwin 3

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Hahahahahahaha. I so wish I could have seen his face

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saIty 17

I wonder could a 12 incher kill a woman?

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mollyslips 13

nooo, just make her bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!

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Mjwnenrjs 17

Mollyslips, it looks like your taking a 12 incher in your pic ;)

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PrestonG95 7

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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MrBangala 0

All of it inside. It's just not good you will bleed

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mollyslips 13

47, for a first timer, taking 12 inches would make you bleeed? i dont have any experience thank ****, but im pretty scared of that situation happening!!:P

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AtPasalacqua 9

It's really not THAT bad though. You could have said a lot worse.

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hannahtaskey 9

Your picture goes with this comment very well.

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kiwiwirox 0

ikr its all about stupid blondes

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JokerJohn7 0

7 is right. And its not even funny in the first place, just very stupid

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flagg1888 3

I am wondering, is it an FML because you lied because you could take 12 inches??

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Nyolia 11

Oh God, I'm laughing so hard from this.

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littlemissgrace 15

Bahaha I totally would say something like that on purpose xD

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FlurffyPupQueen 7

Too bad fml doesn't a have a like and dislike button instead ;)

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a_nutritionist 10

...it does.

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bawlerr75 9

I'm sure he didn't ask for yuur number then aha

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