Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to...

By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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In vain

By bcf1234 - 15/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By Gray_Kitty - 17/09/2016 19:34 - United States - Omaha

Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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BussellRishop 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:08

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

hsdffk 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:07

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

Comments

BenignScientists 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:03

One one or another man, don't dwell on it and move on. This will likely happen again, much less peacefully at that.

nateiztite 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:11

girls just want to have lunch man

darebear331 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:40

At least it wasnt a six inch sub.

SoccerForTheWin 5

Monday 19 March 2012 3:08

YDI for not saying together and paying instantly

hsdffk 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:07

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

ZleveL 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:45

or maybe she had bad buns

toxicxflower 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:34

nice puns. (haha that rhymed!)

dyld921 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:08

Don't feel too bad. I'm pretty sure she's just a fat bitch who's obsessed with eating. JK. You deserve someone better.

Killuhk 8

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:58

A lot of break ups happen over 12 inches of meat hahaha

BenignScientists 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:08

One way one or another man, don't dwell on it and move on. This will likely happen again, much less peacefully at that. (sorry about the double post, too late to edit, too ambiguous to leave be)

BussellRishop 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:08

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:10

She is a bitch! the least she could have done was to buy you that 12" On her part though maybe you are known as something of a drama queen which is why she decided to do it in such a public place. Either way just sit back, enjoy the meaty goodness of your Sub and don't worry. Be happy.

Dukedj 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:15

I would have gone with the sweet onion chicken teriyaki. I agree with #6.

rauj13 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:16

YDI for getting ham. BMT is a real sandwhich.

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:25

You were buying Subway? Man, you must be rich!

TheDoge 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:41

Agreed w/ #8. YDI for getting Ham. I used to get that when I was 8. Italian Herbs and Cheese, toasted w/ cheddar and Chicken fillet, with the lot of salad, salt, pepper, oregano and Mayonnaise or sweet chilli.