By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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One one or another man, don't dwell on it and move on. This will likely happen again, much less peacefully at that.

girls just want to have lunch man

At least it wasnt a six inch sub.

YDI for not saying together and paying instantly

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

or maybe she had bad buns

nice puns. (haha that rhymed!)

Don't feel too bad. I'm pretty sure she's just a fat bitch who's obsessed with eating. JK. You deserve someone better.

A lot of break ups happen over 12 inches of meat hahaha

One way one or another man, don't dwell on it and move on. This will likely happen again, much less peacefully at that. (sorry about the double post, too late to edit, too ambiguous to leave be)

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

She is a bitch! the least she could have done was to buy you that 12" On her part though maybe you are known as something of a drama queen which is why she decided to do it in such a public place. Either way just sit back, enjoy the meaty goodness of your Sub and don't worry. Be happy.

I would have gone with the sweet onion chicken teriyaki. I agree with #6.

YDI for getting ham. BMT is a real sandwhich.

You were buying Subway? Man, you must be rich!

Agreed w/ #8. YDI for getting Ham. I used to get that when I was 8. Italian Herbs and Cheese, toasted w/ cheddar and Chicken fillet, with the lot of salad, salt, pepper, oregano and Mayonnaise or sweet chilli.