Miscellaneous: Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich...

By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML

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By bcf1234 - 15/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:00

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

TheRealHouse 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

that's what she said.. oh wait..

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:30

I would have replied with:"Honey...I've got a foot long just from looking at that fine ass of yours (;" I am SO not gay btw xD

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:39

I don't smoke. I blow ;O

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:41

Lol...to be honest I am straight as a rainbow circle.

SoSickWithIt 14

Monday 15 August 2011 1:49

So are you confirming you're gay?.. I'm just asking what the people wanna know.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:54

Lol....I was being sarcastic when I said 'I'm So not gay' xD No shit I'm gay as a jay. XD

farhil 14

Monday 15 August 2011 3:55

Yes you are. You said stellar in your profile. Ur GAY

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 15 August 2011 1:38

Hahahahahaaaa that is hilarious! :D

AgentSmith79 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:41

Well then I'm sorry to inform you that you and I won't be spending any time in the bedroom...

shelbygordon44 7

Monday 15 August 2011 1:45

17.... Come at me.....

ikickyourbutt 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:49

That's hilarious. I would have said that too haha

HowBoutYouShutUp 7

Monday 15 August 2011 2:01

Lmaaoo! I remember moderating this :D

V19Spartan 1

Monday 15 August 2011 2:33

To be fair, who can really handle a black mamba?

12dcevin 5

Monday 15 August 2011 6:51

You realize those things are fake right?

lakersfan21 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:43

Kobe Bryants wife

barbiieee 10

Monday 15 August 2011 2:38

Smooth move.

klockworkz 3

Monday 15 August 2011 2:44

Lol!!!!

iloooovemylife 7

Monday 15 August 2011 2:51

Wonder what's the guys reaction be like ?

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