Animals, Dogs and Break-ups: It was an accident, I swear

It was an accident, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 00:00

Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 28 June 2022 1:57

Sounds like you should avoid dating women with small dogs from now on

HayNow 11

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:12

Those lil "tea cup" dogs are tiny and will run right in front of you so they are easy to miss.

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AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 28 June 2022 1:57

Sounds like you should avoid dating women with small dogs from now on

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 2:07

Talk about screwing the pooch!

JackWood 19

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 10:05

Was his name Taco?

Shzusuziq11 9

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 15:32

I don't care how small a dog is, how can you not see it? Pay attention!

HayNow 11

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:12

Those lil "tea cup" dogs are tiny and will run right in front of you so they are easy to miss.

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