It was an accident, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 00:00

Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 057
You deserved it 333

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AzraelAngelus 14

Sounds like you should avoid dating women with small dogs from now on

Those lil "tea cup" dogs are tiny and will run right in front of you so they are easy to miss.

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AzraelAngelus 14

Sounds like you should avoid dating women with small dogs from now on

Talk about screwing the pooch!

Was his name Taco?

I don't care how small a dog is, how can you not see it? Pay attention!

Those lil "tea cup" dogs are tiny and will run right in front of you so they are easy to miss.