Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8
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OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0
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Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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Eros_fml 0

sorry man, that sucks...what a way to go least you got lunch? 1st =P

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slushpup9696 12

how could any man compete with him though? he had a foot long in his hands!

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DatWhiteGuy 0
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After all that... You deserved a friggin soda too!

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dafodil69 0

aww thats sadd

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theluckygirl28 8
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OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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anonymous100000 17

people need to stop getting married so quickly. this shit happens way too often and it's because they haven't been through a lot together or/and they refuse to try to fight for their relationship. nowadays, it's easy to get divorced. after three years...that's so sad. I'm sorry OP. learn from this.

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AngelRaven89 0
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Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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Wogg_fml 0
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LOL That comment was funnier than the FML... FYL OP.. You totally deserved a meatball sub instead of a turkey sandwich :(

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Ugi 26
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I guess hungry & single is worse than just single!

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mother_green7 0

what an odd way to dump someone... but i guess its better quick and efficient

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InnocentNique 0
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Wow, way to be insensitive on her side. She could've atleast done it in a more private place.

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Siyo 0
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Yeah... a more private place. Or she could have NOT been a cheap bitch and included chips and a drink. Lol Sorry dude. FYL big time.

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brydeec 0

What a bitch. It's a good thing she's leaving.

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CameronHS 0
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well at least she didnt get you the italian b.m.t cos that would of been a kick in the bollox

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