Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
TheRealHouse 7
that's what she said.. oh wait..
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Comments (162)
Legendslayer222 26
Looks like all the 'well equipped' men will be avoiding you. Wait, are you a guy? That would probably make this a lot worse.
bawlerr75 9
Thatd be awkward
perdix 31
Don't worry, I've watched enough **** to know that no one really can*, except maybe Sasha Grey. Most of the pornstars cheat by gripping the shaft with a hand or two, and going to town on the remainder. *I haven't watched gay ****, so I don't know if there are any stars in that realm that can.
jibber_jammer 0
Sasha grey Is awesome
perdix 31
She's the second best deep throater I've seen. You've just gotta love the way she struggles with the big dicks at first, but then finally conquers them balls-deep. The best one is this plain-looking woman who wears glasses. She doesn't make many expressions (which is why she's not a famous **** star), but she nonchalantly devours huge cocks without any gagging or choking. She's amazing to watch.
dragonforerunner 2
Check out Heather brooke she's in the same league as Sasha but more POV amateur she only does her BF I think
pfx2_fml 15
Please do tell me what the **** this has to do with anything
perdix 31
This has to do with the very few women who can handle 12 inches. If you are a dude who can do so, we don't want to know. At least, I don't.
mikentrigger 4
And Heather Brooke.
vincespektor 0
You'd be surprised by how many dudes in gay **** that can take huge dongs. Jussayin...
austinA7X 6
13...
freezerburnt 3
But he gave you the 12 inches anyway?
elmogoezRAWR 0
raaaaaaaaaaape
Jdeluxh 12
You have the best picture for this.
ciarafox9 9
We know where someones thoughts are..
DatDappyDde 0
how about 11?
MangoRico1 1
Did he wink or smile?
AnneFTW 17
Hahaha I love this one! The concept isn't that funny but way it's worded makes it hilarious.
ImmaB3AST 7
Can you handle a foot long down your throat? O.o
RainbowHeadache 2
If OP is a man this just got even funnier.