Freeride

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 06:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
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mike3775 35

So why not just admit it at the beginning and than ask her to teach you? That’s how one of my sons met his wife, she didn’t know how to skateboard and he taught her.

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RichardPencil 30

Lying -- the perfect way to start a relationship.

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JackWood 20

Fake it until you break it. That's what I always say!

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mike3775 35

So why not just admit it at the beginning and than ask her to teach you? That’s how one of my sons met his wife, she didn’t know how to skateboard and he taught her.

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RichardPencil 30

Lying -- the perfect way to start a relationship.

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ass 11

If it makes you feel better, I tried to join a roller derby team to impress a girl once. I don't know how to skate, and she wasn't impressed. Needless to say it didn't go anywhere lol

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lexxiasaurus 27

always be your authentic self. no need to make yourself more attractive to someone else if you have what they want/need already or are willing to talk about what could create a spark and see where it leads

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