By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 15:38 - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
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Welshite 39
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He was really trying out his dream job of becoming a cat burglar. It's all part of the master plan.

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BBeffedmylife 28
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Don't feel bad OP! I'm convinced my cat is a robber or ghost sometimes!

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BBeffedmylife 28
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Don't feel bad OP! I'm convinced my cat is a robber or ghost sometimes!

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Welshite 39
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He was really trying out his dream job of becoming a cat burglar. It's all part of the master plan.

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chocolatefrog28 29
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If you're that nervous, invest in an alarm system for the house and sleep with a loaded baseball bat by your bed. You'll get used to the new environment (and your cat will stop being a troll?) eventually and being extra careful isn't a bad thing. Congrats on the new place!

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Liamj774 36
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Loaded baseball bat?

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itsalanis 24
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I load my baseball bat with bullets. ...Isn't that how it works? :

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Rayth 19
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If the OP gets an alarm system don't they run the risk of the cat accidently setting off the alarm?

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ilikepie612 3
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wouldn't consider it an fml! more like you're lucky! it could of actually been a robber but I'm glad you're safe OP :)

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22
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Shouldn't you be used to that...? :/ Well, I guess it was a new house so that would be a bit scary. At least now you know for next time that it could just be your cat. :)

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LebanonBaby 26
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Or it could also be an actual burglar! Either way next time OP probably wont sob or freak out :) well, hopefully. :)

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triplebeerox 27
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Well, at least you didn't call 911 to report a robbery. It would've been embarrassing to try to explain to the officers that the noise you were reporting was actually your cat.

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ihaveasushicat 24
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Kitty was robbing the place for food. :3

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drunkmunkey 24
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can't forget kitty... seriously though, if you are afraid of that happening you might want to sleep with a bat or pistol near your bed

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juturnaamo 29
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OP has some serious anxiety issues. A pistol seems like a bad idea.

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DogeMan 14
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My cat sometimes makes things fall and it wakes me up

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