Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
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Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
mizz_brandi 9
Run.
sanecatholicman 12
I hate it when I accidentally press YDI. sorry OP, FYL.
Sulpherluver 10
Dude why FML ur lucky
Sulpherluver 10
She likes you. A lot
PaulMcCartney_ 11
Um... That's... Nice... She might be a bit obsessed. Either that or she told a bad joke. Hope it's the latter, not the former.
BlaqMontana 16
Run! Brother Run Away!
pinkstardust 9
Don't leave her then
BloodyGlass 10
Call the cops and get her forcefully checked into a psych ward. She needs help and clearly is mentally unstable.
jrapp 8
Leave her now
NeneJPhilly 8
tI'm saying this completely seriously; CALL THE POLICE! If she's joking, they'll give her a warning. If she's serious, a paper trail will be started on her. It'd no longer be your problem & they'll force her to get help, most likely a forced 72 hour psych evaluation. This is really the best course of action. Especially if she escalates from harming herself to threatening others, namely you. She could also get into stalking & kidnapping. You never know but going to the police will stop all that in its tracks I hope you both get the help you deserve, OP.