Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
mrrossh 3
Leave her some razor blades, and a note telling her that she's dumped.
Eloxia 7
What you need to do is tell someone else that she's close to. Also threatening to harm yourself for being left is considered a form of domestic violence. This girl needs help but she is also emotionally abusing you. Best thing is to alert someone close to her then end the relationship.
HotRose 18
Had a boyfriend do this to me. 1 week in and causally slips this bombshell into our conversation. I had a panic attack in the hallway after he left to the next class, my guy friend said I had to leave him, and not look back. The next week I broke up with him, and all he did was roll his eyes. In love my ass, manipulative twat.
ttumbler11111 2
"I hope she helps herself and leaves you. She deserves better." And if he says anything after let me know but just don't answer.
jetsnation 5
Run forest runnnnn
Notverycreeative 13
so?
spike7447 13
It's a power play... Hand her a razor blade and say "do it, I don't give a ****"
Wabba001 10
Dating Freddy Cougars ex huh?
Dean__Winchester 16
Well that escalated quickly..
willyistheman 1
You are now her bitch lol