Love: Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with...

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:43

what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.

LovesSushi 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!

Comments

trinityfagan 5

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:57

You poor thing :(

HibariXanxus 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 20:09

Shouldn't have let her see the satisfaction of your tears. Hold it in next time OP

squirrelicious 7

Sunday 31 March 2013 20:47

Dump her! For someone to do that to you does not deserve you. That was very low. Sorry op

lonewolf621 17

Sunday 31 March 2013 22:16

One day the exact same will happen to her and when it does she will remember what she did to you OP

stephhrunsaway 21

Sunday 31 March 2013 23:31

Wow. Why are people cruel to others for their own amusement?

Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 1 April 2013 0:16

That's absolutely horrible.

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 1 April 2013 1:08

Your life is too confusing and seemingly pathetic to deal with at this level. You need to find a good Therapist that can shake some of the demons loose and help instill some confidence and pride. They might also be willing to help you bury that bitch you called your girlfriend?

angelitared 27

Monday 1 April 2013 3:25

Leave that ***** in the past. Just look to the future.

vbmg152 18

Monday 1 April 2013 3:57

WTF?? Never ,ever let another person make you cry! You're way better than that! At least, never let 'em see you cry! What kind of person does that to another person?? You're better off without her!