Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
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Top comments
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.
LovesSushi 25
Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!
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Comments (87)
broncos67 9
I think you're the bitch. No need to cry over that shit.
sulitak 27
we don't know what the fight was over. she could've pulled some really low blows or used personal deep secrets against him
ns1985 15
At least it is over. You are definitely luckier than the boy friend who is still stuck with a person like her.
gracehi 33
If he's a bad enough person to agree to a bet like that, I'd say these two deserve each other. I hope they live in misery together.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Least you dodged that bullet. What a hoe. FYL though.
lambda_fml 40
That sucks for both you and her boyfriend!
Jharrist89 12
What comes around goes around.
deathtothepix 26
I'm more concerned that her boyfriend was involved with the whole thing? where did you find these cretins? She's done you a favour OP she sounds really messed up.
ceenguyenx 6
Naws I feel for you, we'll at least you know her true colours
horrorfield 6
I'm so sorry :( that's so sad
SillyGirl4602 23
This is probably a stupid question but was the entire relationship a bet? Or did she only bet her boyfriend that she could make op cry? Also, how did op get the idea that she was his girlfriend. Sorry, I'm just a bit confused. Either way, I'm very sorry op. you are better off without that bitch. I have faith in you that you will find a wonderful girl that will make you very happy.
ballpython 15
Down voted, really?
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
45- Welcome to FML.
kenoswild 14
Her heart is black, blacker than the depth of the universe. For her to be inhumane, her soul is non-existent.