Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
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DEATHBYEX1LE 11
what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.
LovesSushi 25
Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!
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Comments (87)
MDNative 6
she is a bitch but you are still a pussy
SamCat 21
"But i love you babe. i love you. please dont leave me babe. i ******* love you babe. i love you. Dont this to me babe. I ****** love you" :"( Please say you are not the YouTube video who just went viral b/c your life sucks man. I feel bad and sad for you. I once said to an ex "I lived the first 22yrs of my life without you, I can surely live another 22. So long asswipe". It's the mentality behind Op, you'll be alright :)
GetPuckedUp 3
more like **** her life for being a cold hearted bitch.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
That *****
darkmis1 18
I'm really sorry, OP. She's not worth it - there's tons of better people out there and you'll find the right one.
Omniprism 15
I don't understand how horrid some people can be. Time to plan payback. Nair in shampoo if you can get it there or billboard saying she has an incurable std or something.
carebear808 12
She's a complete bitch, and her boyfriend is a dick. Nobody should ever treat anyone like that. I'm sorry, just don't worry too much about it.
iperson 11
That's wrong
RoboCunnilingus 23
The cruelty we possess never ceases to amaze me.
katt_is_here 24
What a sociopath! You deserve better than this sick bitch. FYL, but F hers more because she will never know the happiness you could have shown her.