Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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BallsFace
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I bet you felt like shit.
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perdix
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I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.
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crumbycool881
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that's cool
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c8750
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Is that all you could come up with to be the first commenter? Lame
Sorry if this posts twice
Sorry if this posts twice
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thegoodlife101
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yum i love the smelll of shit MMMMmmm good
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tamiami247
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Today, the elevators got stuck in between floors 4 and 5 at my doctor's office and I was there because I had intense nausea. I was stuck in the elevator for 35 minutes; the next thing I knew, the girl/boy next to me started crapping their pants. FML
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iSitt
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I would have first apologized and explained my condition, asked if anyone had a plastic bag, then dropped my pants and saved my clothing. End result for the others in the elevator is the same.
TDI for hanging around a medical clinic.
TDI for hanging around a medical clinic.
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yucayucatan
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agree with ^^
and op, that SUCKS! I feel for you
made me laugh though
and op, that SUCKS! I feel for you
made me laugh though
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maryjaneslover7
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85 says the person to ugly to put a pic up haters gonna hate lmfao fml made me laugh so hard! mud butt ftw
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maryjaneslover7
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yea besides it was more of a waste of time
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thtsuxs
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how is that a fyl...its a fuck the people who were in the elevators lives....ftpwwitel
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Canuck13
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I have never laughed so hard....unfortunately the other ppl in the library weren't as enthused
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musedrummer
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i think me and you probably have the exact same sense of humour. I laughed so hard at your comment but not nearly as hard at the actual FML!
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YDI_S
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YDI for not taking the stairs, Mr/Mrs Fatty Pants!
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stella23
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who the hell would take the stairs in a situation like that? an elevator would be much quicker when going up more than 2 floors, granted it doesn't get stuck, and how likely is that anyways? you are a jerk.
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bmac_bizarro
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Cool? No, I'm pretty sure it was warm!
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austin1414
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u guys are disregarding the fact that "diarrhea" was just used as a past tense verb
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funktown
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Wat an epic story to tell ur friends..
man if only that would happen to me
man if only that would happen to me
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maths_fml
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if he took the stairs he would have done more than twice..probably a little at each stair..lol that would get worse!!
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Boyk14
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I love the use of "diarhea'd"
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kmow32
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215 same haha
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mduffy08
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Today, I was standing in the elevator for another prescription of anti-virals for my flu. Instead the elevator got stuck, oh and I was violently showered in shit from another patient. FML.
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mannykinz
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ew.
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Zosiaaa
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Looked in the mirror?
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ladybugobgyn
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RUDE!! MEAN!!
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JeffGoesRawrr
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oh my god..
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timskiii
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Haha good one? If that's her real picture then she's actually really pretty lol xD
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PurpleSleep
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lol @ the personification of faeces "violent diarrhoea"
I mean he wasn't always violent it's just his wife left him yesterday.......
I mean he wasn't always violent it's just his wife left him yesterday.......
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ZeeBest86
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lmao @ 130
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Mons_fml
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rude bitch lick my big twins (balls) he was in a shitty situvation, that could have been you! srsly!
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jrad1982
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ha ha 130 that's awesome. 122 desperation is a stinky cologne..
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BallsFace
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I bet you felt like shit.
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VeeVengeance
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sounds more like he was in a shitty situation
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PattMyCat
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You might say he was up shit creek.
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Bano360
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shit one
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sourgirl101
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These puns were so shitty! I can't believe I read this crap!(:
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brennan677
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the shits hit the fan.
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thathayygurl
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shit happened.
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SirHobnobs
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I'm gonna take a wild guess here an say these puns have something to do with... oh wait no I'm wrong, carry on.
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zkchild
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Shit happens
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youngclench
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op is a shit stain
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oh shit here we go again
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MrNewOrleans
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that shit must have been embarrassing
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CarynAmber
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I've been hearing the word "shit" so much that it doesn't even sound like a word anymore.
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Shutuptroll
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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morgan320
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shit up
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sindysassy
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Lol
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sindysassy
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Lol
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sindysassy
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Lol
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stephan18
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I laughed so hard at these puns and the combo breaker xD omgg
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illmatic2
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Talk about awkward elevator rides....
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goddessallison
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ya seriously i feel bad for the othr people in the elevator too
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xxSoFlyxx
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yeah seriously, I feel bad for the people having to read your comments.
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Lucidium
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19 - Your picture looked like you were spitting out juice from your mouth. Then I realized it was a straw :D
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EZPZ
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Talk about awkward elevator music.
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xxSoFlyxx
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oh haha thanx? and it's a Shirley temple! :D
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ZiggySmalls
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what a shitty experience.
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DahkLohd
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Seriously, those jokes got old over a year ago.
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Fortuitous
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Your face got blown up over two years ago. Elder Wand, motherfucker.
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DahkLohd
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@112: Bitch, you never heard about the secret 7th horcrux. I'm back, hiding in a cave in Afghanistan for the time being. ;)
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xxSoFlyxx
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oooo that sucks...:( atleast you didn't know any of them...
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iseywisey
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maybe they did
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sammywhits
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I feel bad for the people mostly they have to smell ur shitty pants for 35 min and watch u shit every where grossest but the again I feel
bad sorry fuck ur life....
bad sorry fuck ur life....
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RedPillSucks
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F your life and that of the other people in the elevator with you.
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valalvax
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why didn't anyone pry the doors open? I mean, I know they say not to, but seriously the chances of the elevator being stuck exactly between floors is unlikely
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PSQ91
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Would've been fckin embarassed :o
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traze
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That's a shitty situation.
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brennan677
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your too late for the puns
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Fortuitous
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And you're just in time for today's grammar lesson.
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davide234
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hahahaaaa
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tooFLY
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75 *you're
ps, you're never too late for puns
ps, you're never too late for puns