Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor....

By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By BallsFace | 0

#1837992 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

I bet you felt like shit.

By perdix | 29

#1838155 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:35

I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.

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By crumbycool881 | 0

#1837981 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:07

that's cool

c8750 | 2

#1838030 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:14

Is that all you could come up with to be the first commenter? Lame

Sorry if this posts twice 

thegoodlife101 | 0

#1838037 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:15

yum i love the smelll of shit MMMMmmm good

tamiami247 | 0

#1838164 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:35

Today, the elevators got stuck in between floors 4 and 5 at my doctor's office and I was there because I had intense nausea. I was stuck in the elevator for 35 minutes; the next thing I knew, the girl/boy next to me started crapping their pants. FML

iSitt | 0

#1838245 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:50

I would have first apologized and explained my condition, asked if anyone had a plastic bag, then dropped my pants and saved my clothing. End result for the others in the elevator is the same.
TDI for hanging around a medical clinic.

yucayucatan | 0

#1838466 - Monday 13 December 2010 17:55

agree with ^^
and op, that SUCKS! I feel for you
made me laugh though

maryjaneslover7 | 0

#1839884 - Monday 13 December 2010 21:37

85 says the person to ugly to put a pic up haters gonna hate lmfao fml made me laugh so hard! mud butt ftw

maryjaneslover7 | 0

#1839897 - Monday 13 December 2010 21:38

yea besides it was more of a waste of time

thtsuxs | 0

#1840274 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:39

how is that a fyl...its a fuck the people who were in the elevators lives....ftpwwitel

Canuck13 | 12

#1840588 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:55

I have never laughed so hard....unfortunately the other ppl in the library weren't as enthused

musedrummer | 0

#1840683 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:32

i think me and you probably have the exact same sense of humour. I laughed so hard at your comment but not nearly as hard at the actual FML!

YDI_S | 0

#1841108 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:07

YDI for not taking the stairs, Mr/Mrs Fatty Pants!

stella23 | 0

#1841173 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:35

who the hell would take the stairs in a situation like that? an elevator would be much quicker when going up more than 2 floors, granted it doesn't get stuck, and how likely is that anyways? you are a jerk.

bmac_bizarro | 2

#1841305 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:32

Cool? No, I'm pretty sure it was warm!

austin1414 | 3

#1841671 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:17

u guys are disregarding the fact that "diarrhea" was just used as a past tense verb

funktown | 2

#1846467 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:39

Wat an epic story to tell ur friends..

man if only that would happen to me

maths_fml | 2

#1851922 - Thursday 16 December 2010 6:02

if he took the stairs he would have done more than twice..probably a little at each stair..lol that would get worse!!

Boyk14 | 0

#1864593 - Sunday 19 December 2010 7:46

I love the use of "diarhea'd"

kmow32 | 0

#1868326 - Monday 20 December 2010 7:07

215 same haha

mduffy08 | 8

#3102639 - Saturday 13 August 2011 23:49

Today, I was standing in the elevator for another prescription of anti-virals for my flu. Instead the elevator got stuck, oh and I was violently showered in shit from another patient. FML.

By mannykinz | 9

#1837986 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:07

ew.

Zosiaaa | 0

#1839575 - Monday 13 December 2010 19:30

Looked in the mirror?

ladybugobgyn | 0

#1839667 - Monday 13 December 2010 20:07

RUDE!! MEAN!!

JeffGoesRawrr | 0

#1840029 - Monday 13 December 2010 22:28

oh my god..

timskiii | 0

#1840552 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:28

Haha good one? If that's her real picture then she's actually really pretty lol xD

PurpleSleep | 0

#1840646 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:17

lol @ the personification of faeces "violent diarrhoea"
I mean he wasn't always violent it's just his wife left him yesterday.......

ZeeBest86 | 6

#1840809 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 4:15

lmao @ 130

Mons_fml | 26

#1841604 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:04

rude bitch lick my big twins (balls) he was in a shitty situvation, that could have been you! srsly!

jrad1982 | 0

#1854690 - Thursday 16 December 2010 20:57

ha ha 130 that's awesome. 122 desperation is a stinky cologne..

By BallsFace | 0

#1837992 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

I bet you felt like shit.

VeeVengeance | 0

#1838098 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:27

sounds more like he was in a shitty situation

PattMyCat | 0

#1838158 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:35

You might say he was up shit creek.

Bano360 | 25

#1838472 - Monday 13 December 2010 17:55

shit one

sourgirl101 | 25

#1838492 - Monday 13 December 2010 18:03

These puns were so shitty! I can't believe I read this crap!(:

brennan677 | 0

#1838640 - Monday 13 December 2010 18:43

the shits hit the fan.

thathayygurl | 4

#1838665 - Monday 13 December 2010 18:47

shit happened.

SirHobnobs | 0

#1839504 - Monday 13 December 2010 19:14

I'm gonna take a wild guess here an say these puns have something to do with... oh wait no I'm wrong, carry on.

zkchild | 0

#1839870 - Monday 13 December 2010 21:31

Shit happens

youngclench | 0

#1839915 - Monday 13 December 2010 21:44

op is a shit stain

wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1840769 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:56

oh shit here we go again

MrNewOrleans | 0

#1840891 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 4:53

that shit must have been embarrassing

CarynAmber | 12

#1841003 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:31

I've been hearing the word "shit" so much that it doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

Shutuptroll | 0

#1841140 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:23

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

morgan320 | 0

#1841196 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:43

shit up

sindysassy | 0

#1845675 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 2:50

Lol

sindysassy | 0

#1845678 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 2:50

Lol

sindysassy | 0

#1845777 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:16

Lol

stephan18 | 23

#3158134 - Monday 22 August 2011 9:59

I laughed so hard at these puns and the combo breaker xD omgg

By illmatic2 | 16

#1837996 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

Talk about awkward elevator rides....

goddessallison | 0

#1838053 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:19

ya seriously i feel bad for the othr people in the elevator too

xxSoFlyxx | 5

#1838072 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:21

yeah seriously, I feel bad for the people having to read your comments.

Lucidium | 0

#1839994 - Monday 13 December 2010 22:17

19 - Your picture looked like you were spitting out juice from your mouth. Then I realized it was a straw :D

EZPZ | 0

#1841056 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:50

Talk about awkward elevator music.

xxSoFlyxx | 5

#1844580 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 20:16

oh haha thanx? and it's a Shirley temple! :D

By ZiggySmalls | 0

#1838003 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:10

what a shitty experience.

DahkLohd | 4

#1838188 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:39

Seriously, those jokes got old over a year ago.

Fortuitous | 0

#1840063 - Monday 13 December 2010 22:50

Your face got blown up over two years ago. Elder Wand, motherfucker.

DahkLohd | 4

#1840721 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:42

@112: Bitch, you never heard about the secret 7th horcrux. I'm back, hiding in a cave in Afghanistan for the time being. ;)

By xxSoFlyxx | 5

#1838017 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:13

oooo that sucks...:( atleast you didn't know any of them...

iseywisey | 0

#1839489 - Monday 13 December 2010 19:11

maybe they did

sammywhits | 0

#1846631 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 8:51

I feel bad for the people mostly they have to smell ur shitty pants for 35 min and watch u shit every where grossest but the again I feel
bad sorry fuck ur life....

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1838020 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:13

F your life and that of the other people in the elevator with you.

By valalvax | 13

#1838022 - Monday 13 December 2010 16:14

why didn't anyone pry the doors open? I mean, I know they say not to, but seriously the chances of the elevator being stuck exactly between floors is unlikely