By Reasondon - 13/12/2010 08:29 - United States
Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML
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  DahkLohd  |  4

Thanks Doc, I can't believe I missed that one! For that, I promote you to honorary Death Eater. Don't worry, the "honorary" part means I don't have to brand you. :)

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  KaySL  |  24

Hey, Voldie, get on your knees; I've got a new wand for you. Want a hint, a teaser, a clue? Okay then; it's got a pubic feather core. Now earn it, you whore.

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  DahkLohd  |  4

@KaySL: Normally, disrespect like that would earn you the Killing Curse.

But since I love your comments (especially in regards to wee-woo), I just can't bring myself to do it.

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  xxSoFlyxx  |  5

well.. not exactly I mean if they had invited him why would they not want him... if he really is that bad... then it's their fault for inviting him