Also, OP...it's would HAVE been, not would of been. -__-;;

@21 - It's too late to correct the OP now. He won't hear you. (See #11)

While we're on the subject, it should also be "if it weren't for the fact" rather than "wasn't."

Thanks Doc, I can't believe I missed that one! For that, I promote you to honorary Death Eater. Don't worry, the "honorary" part means I don't have to brand you. :)

Can you do that do a Muggle?

You're the first one!

mockery!! the dark lord despises muggles, he'd never do such a thing

Unbeknownst to himself, Doc is actually a Squib. My mother was more or less a Squib, so I don't mind.

that's how much you suck your own family would ditch you

@KaySL: Normally, disrespect like that would earn you the Killing Curse. But since I love your comments (especially in regards to wee-woo), I just can't bring myself to do it.

OP, YDI for having horrible sentence structure.

ikr. they need to check their grammar

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PROPAYNE

who the hell do they think they are? damn kids.

That boy ain't right.

I believe that was the point of the FML.

well.. not exactly I mean if they had invited him why would they not want him... if he really is that bad... then it's their fault for inviting him

I think they invited him to get his money, not because he is bad or anything.

This.

That's not to mention that "them" should be replaced with "him" or "her."

maybe it was his whole cousins family?

@18 - That's a possibility. But if that were the case, then he should have used the plural form, "cousins."

Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful curse. Avada Kedavra, better call a hearse. Unforgivable, but satisfying.

maybe they were also his uncles and aunts

@28: His cousins were also his uncles and aunts? Come on now! They just moved to Texas; they haven't been there all their lives. :)

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.* at the end. Gahh