Health: Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my...

By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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By Nancy - 08/07/2009 14:01

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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BallsFace 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

I bet you felt like shit.

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 16:35

I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.

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IAmScrewedd 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:13

I'm trying to think of a witty comment without being rude or disgusting...

Nadinek98 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:15

FYL

aab121 4

Monday 13 December 2010 17:21

I'm waiting for one of those people in the elevator to post how they were stuck in an elevator when someone had diarrhea.

KiwiDingo 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:33

me too!

Holden_Echlin 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:22

I guess love in a elevator wouldn't work in this situation. Dang

cupcake112397 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:22

gross

efilymf2521 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:37

FTLs

xodeeva1012 3

Monday 13 December 2010 17:59

TaylorTheBoss 4

Monday 13 December 2010 18:04

LMAO!!

Rieks 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:19

Thats awkward indeed! I feel sorry for u..

ckjacques53198 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:27

finally a true fml situation. not sure it's true but one nasty situation.

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