Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML
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BallsFace 0
I bet you felt like shit.
perdix 31
I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.
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Comments (257)
EricDC 0
karmas a bitch huh? next time take the stairs
ariellep 0
that wouldn't be helping the OPs diarrhea
angrynegro7 16
That's true. Some TP and a pair of Depends on the other hand...
xxSoFlyxx 5
shit! I'm tired of these shitty puns! :D
MfailK 0
you're puny
xxSoFlyxx 5
oh haha thankyou(:
MfailK 0
I try
muffpuncher 0
This is by far the best FML I have ever read hands down! not to mention the fact that I love that this happened to you.
phatdaddy62 23
you mean as opposed to you, muffpuncher?
Falken45 0
lmfao
unluckybastard18 0
next time take the stairs
xxSoFlyxx 5
if he has an explosive diarrhea problem taking the stairs would just make it worse from all the moving.
Selena_is_back 7
Yeah, but nobody would have to smell it.
Zmeilerr 22
Cue the "Shitty situation puns"
phatdaddy62 23
Yeah, but with violent diarrhea, it might blow out of there like the cap on an oil well - in your pants!
heatherrr23 0
that really sucks i feel for you, but you couldn't help it so **** what everyone thinks
perdix 31
I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.
Zmeilerr 22
Or number 6 and 9
Judus_beej 0
let's face it she hit #2.
mjoep1996 4
^^lmao
Ynunez 3
Maybe to show that it was a long way if they had tried going up the stairs O:
Mirjanaslover 0
I would hate if that happened to me lmao. FYL
skyeyez9 25
If I had violent diarrea, I would have stayed home near the bathroom and not risk ******** myself on the way to the doctor.
koji8123 0
but 34, your smarter than op...
sssammy13 0
yeah, just common sense.
Vanilor_fml 5
smart indeed
jrad1982 0
what if he was at the doctor because he had violent diarrhea. hello McFly!!!