Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML
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BallsFace 0
I bet you felt like shit.
perdix 31
I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.
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Comments (257)
SLWatcher_fml 1
Diarrhea's hereditary, it runs in your jeans
imnutsss 0
lol awesome
nerderific 3
Wow that is terrible. I am so sorry.
artsyfox 3
well at least you have a story to tell your grandkids one day :D
kyuda 0
I pity the other seven people.
notsofriendly 17
this is truly an FML.
dt520 4
get a doc with less floors to up
jonny2x4 0
He shat himself!!!!
skyeyez9 25
What would have been even better was: After I shit my pants for the 2nd time, the smell was so horrendous that the other people in the elevator started puking everywhere!
kiwi00 0
I don't understand why anyone would put YDI.
tcj2010 5
I feel bad for the ppl in elevator I wudve puked