Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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britzaexcellent 0
OMG I have Vasovagal Syncope!! I pass out after I stand up for long periods of time. It's got to do with circulation or something... I haven't had trouble with sex though, thankfully.
Lyldee 0
rambone9494 0
"doctor" is an idiot. it's when ur parasympathetic nervous system takes over with ur vagus nerve it slows ur heart rate and dilates ur vessels which drops ur bp. i've nvr heard ever of it happen during sex. it's sux there's people on here making shit up!!!! jeez
doctorr_fml 9
hey 82, check your grammar before you call someone an idiot! I know that you retard but do you think anyone not in the medical profession would understand that? back to school for you, little child!
rambone9494 0
tell me what I spelt wrong "doctor". which I'm sure u are not.
Wooddaver 0
I call bullshit too. that's not what vasovagal syncope is! GBT WebMD
doctorr_fml 9
If you can't spot your giant grammatical error then you are more stupid that I thought. lol I am a doctor but I don't care what you think because I have nothing to prove to you. you are a random loser who doesn't know the first thing about the parasympathetic nervous system. your responses are becoming more and more erratic by the minute, but it's ok. nothing a small dose of clozapine can't fix!
hiimme 0
yeah I agree with doctor he's right..
ms_not_so_happy 0
that sucks!
Nakedsquirrel 5
Apparently OP thought vagal stood for vaginal. Fucktard.