Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
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Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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flieslikeabeagle 0
I have vaso vagal syncope too - a really bad variant of it, one that will stop my heart completely and so means I had to get a pacemaker. Even with the pacemaker, I was still prone to life threatening drops in blood pressure, a couple of which happened 'in the heat of the moment'. The answer in my case turned out to be a skin patch usually used to treat motion sickness or post-operative nausea. It's called 'transdermal scopolamine' and it works by partially paralyzing the vagal nerve. Since in my case my vagal nerve is prone to over stimulation, the scopolamine works great. I wear half of a 1.5mg patch, which I replace every three days. I have one side effect from the medicine - blurred vision, which is fixed with reading glasses. That's a trade off I'm happy to make since I no longer pass out (or nearly pass out) every time my pulse becomes elevated. There are other drug out there too - some that will slow down your body's elimination of water (to keep your fluid volume and blood pressure from falling, some that just raise blood pressure and anti-depressants that reduce the sensitivity of the vagal nerve. I tried them all; only scopolamine worked. The others didn't solve the problem and had unpleasant side effects. Find yourself a top-notch electrophysiologist and see what they can do to help. Best of luck.
iarediana 0
LOL! awwwhh poor guy
fuzz97 23
I could make a date rape joke... but that would be douchey
bluedevil09 0
damn thats a real fml.....like my brother and sister would say "sucks to be you"
peacelove1297 0
******
sushiwashere 0
Wow that is the worst thing that can happen to you.
samantha_durano 6
oh damn, lol.
lxclark 17
True, but he said whenever he gets aroused. Surely foreplay with a girl would get him aroused, especially if it including pleasuring her.
Bucinka 5
Dude, there is treatment for what you have. Find a doctor that knows what to prescribe, and brush up on your oral sex skills in the meantime: not all sex requires you to have an erection. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasovagal_syncope
therealdavid 0
makes it more fun for him. also say buy to ****, sexual movies and masterbating! :)