Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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Comments (171)
rory2812 0
haha i can imagine that "lets have sex baby....sanchez? sanchez?"
winfo50 0
unless you find someone who loves to **** sleeping people :{)
kaleighjoxx 0
Damn. I have it too. I'm only fifteen and I'm now more scared than I already was. **** both of our lives.
Kareenuh 0
fyl!
MissBoo111 21
lol snickerdoodles read your bio lol hilarious the last part the disclaimer, the last part of it was hilarious like ur sense of humor!!! lol
SantaMurtagh 4
I have that too.... Hope I dont pass out during that
xGoSuckAFatOnex 3
holy crap! FYL indeed!:o
raychoee 7
I have that too!!! it sucks :/ take this steroid called fludrocort and it helps a lot
CateB 0
I have vasovagl too, but it only affects me when I see blood.
Carlie_McCartney 1
I have the exact same thing...but for a different reason D: in response to the question about medicine, no such medicine exists )':