Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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kcjones789 0
is this legit?..
Dalinia 0
Dang that really sucks! I too have vasovagal problems, but it's not an arousal problem. I'm so sorry about that! I'm sure that your significant other should be able to understand if she/he really loves you though.
asher888 11
how in the hell can you deserve this, going to be in a store, see a good looking girl then you just pass out. I would say look into any meda for this :/
XxDarkSatoshixX 0
Have him **** you while your passed out.
chicabonita5683 0
Mine isn't as bad but still sucks...not sure what it would be called medically, but I get menstrual cramps I get aroused...even if I am no where near that time of month. Always fun to have to stop and take meds in the middle of being aroused.
adorableemu54 0
OH MY GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! **** your life. **** YOUR LIFE. You will NEVER, EVER be able to experience sex. That is the funniest damn thing i have ever seen! ahahahaha! **** YOUR LIFE!
platypuscatrat 0
That wouldn't stop me.
rety1 13
not really just sign a waiver so that women can screw your passed out penis legally.. more like bye bye VOLUNTARY sex...
isurus_fml 0
i have vasovagal syncope, but fortunately this doesnt happen during sex. ask your doctor about midodrine. i take 1 pill 2x a day. it keeps your heart rate up. keeps me from passing out from ulcer pain (ulcerative colitis :P), sharp pain, or bad anxiety. physical exertion doesn't make me pass out, on or off the medicine, but once i feel certain types of pain, i used to pass out. no more thanks to the meds. hope that helps your version of vasovagal syncope. maybe it's anxiety?
angielovesyou2 0
When I masterbait and get my ****** I get really bad headaches and blackout for a few seconds so I decited to quit