Intimacy: Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass...

By Sanchez - 07/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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Love hurts

By Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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By Silent - 03/12/2009 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By Lucy - 21/07/2012 07:40 - United States - La Mesa

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

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Thursday 7 January 2010 20:01

that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!

xo_candy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:11

Don't they have medicine for that? fyl

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lebeek 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:11

OOOOHHHH SSHIIITTT!! **** your life. What do you do now?

Houndourpup 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:32

Who cares?

terror_twins 0

Friday 8 January 2010 5:48

that reallly sucks so bad

magarkatherine 1

Friday 8 January 2010 6:17

I would die

moonablaze 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:27

and sometimes when you poo! good news is it's totally treatable.

painredefinedx6x 0

Friday 8 January 2010 7:16

I feel for ya

Peacewind 0

Friday 8 January 2010 7:51

goddam that blows

HAHA_U_SUCK 0

Friday 8 January 2010 8:30

so when you were like age 13-17 and u got spontanious boners, would you pass out??

Basiil 0

Friday 8 January 2010 9:03

in the toilet?

iSwag 0

Friday 8 January 2010 10:56

FYL

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Today, the guy I’ve been trying to get over for the last month finally messaged me like I’ve been hoping for, only to cry that his new girlfriend cheated on him and to ask if I think he should forgive her, because he, "appreciates my honesty." FML

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Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

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Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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