By Silent - 03/12/2009 17:50 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 308
You deserved it 3 801

Same thing different taste

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You must have a super-dick. Talk about thinking with the brain below the belt... Yeah, sorry, not funny. I seem to be made of fail today. :(

perdix 29

Nice cover-up! So, really, chief, what scares you more? **** or vaginas? I'm betting it's your girlfriend's hairy muff that brought you down.

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Hunthas 17

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

Good for you! no question which head does the thinkin' . . . eh? eh?

Popsiclese 0

I'm not sure I want to know what you mean

tell me u atleast got laid or did she just ignore it till u fainted now that's a FML

abdinoor 0

it just means that his dicks so big it needs alot of blood...congrates?

zendaddy0 0

#53 I don't know blow my mind

Actually when your body gets warm from a heat source such as the hot water in the shower, the blood thins and flows faster causing blood to rush to your dick way faster than if you were at room temperature, also standing up would have helped the blood rush faster as well

You must have a super-dick. Talk about thinking with the brain below the belt... Yeah, sorry, not funny. I seem to be made of fail today. :(

promarksman 0
executivemom 0

your girlfriend should be flattered!

perdix 29

Nice cover-up! So, really, chief, what scares you more? **** or vaginas? I'm betting it's your girlfriend's hairy muff that brought you down.

you sir have the worst comments ever. please refrain from posting stuff like this, its a waste of space.

you sir have the worst comments ever. please refrain from posting stuff like this, its a waste of space.

darebear331 4
M0rt 0

Shove117- prefix is amazing go **** your snake

apparently you were thinking with your head more so it needed more blood. AND NOT THIS HEAD! *points to one on my shoulders*

Oh gawd, dude, I actually rofl'd at this one.

Shower was too hot, I expect. Oh how I did lol though.