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You must have a super-dick. Talk about thinking with the brain below the belt... Yeah, sorry, not funny. I seem to be made of fail today. :(

Nice cover-up! So, really, chief, what scares you more? Tits or vaginas? I'm betting it's your girlfriend's hairy muff that brought you down.

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the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

Good for you! no question which head does the thinkin' . . . eh? eh?

I'm not sure I want to know what you mean

tell me u atleast got laid or did she just ignore it till u fainted now that's a FML

it just means that his dicks so big it needs alot of blood...congrates?

#53 I don't know blow my mind

.............whaat!?!

Actually when your body gets warm from a heat source such as the hot water in the shower, the blood thins and flows faster causing blood to rush to your dick way faster than if you were at room temperature, also standing up would have helped the blood rush faster as well

You must have a super-dick. Talk about thinking with the brain below the belt... Yeah, sorry, not funny. I seem to be made of fail today. :(

I thought it was pretty funny

congratz sir. you win.

hilarious xD

your girlfriend should be flattered!

Nice cover-up! So, really, chief, what scares you more? Tits or vaginas? I'm betting it's your girlfriend's hairy muff that brought you down.

you sir have the worst comments ever. please refrain from posting stuff like this, its a waste of space.

you sir have the worst comments ever. please refrain from posting stuff like this, its a waste of space.

dude, you're an ass.

perdix, youre my idol

Shove117- prefix is amazing go fuck your snake

I remember when perdix was funny.

apparently you were thinking with your head more so it needed more blood. AND NOT THIS HEAD! *points to one on my shoulders*

Oh gawd, dude, I actually rofl'd at this one.

Shower was too hot, I expect. Oh how I did lol though.