Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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kiss_of_death 0
fyl
eeyorenessy317 4
i have syncope!!!! crap!!!
rayychul 0
Hi, I have vasovagal syncope and it doesn't effect sex at all. The only problem is my body doesn't get enough salt so I get light headed easily. First, vagal doesn't mean ****** Second, faaakkkkeee
MissOriginal 0
Finally, a true fml..... u get this one hun.... I feel so sorry for u.....
Fazza 0
Dayuuum Fyl indeed :X
zombiekillin 0
that really blows
Kellmaster36 0
don't go into abercrombie or hollister!!! if your a girl or are gay...
fuck_our_lives22 0
omg :o fyl
camzer 0
Could that get any worse? FYL indeed..
N101CP 0
Hey mate, there is stuff you can do. I also have Vaso vagal syncope, and basically what it is is the vagal nerve and the brain are pretty much a yin and yang of keeping the heart beating at a steady pace. Vagal nerve tells it to speed up, brain slow down, and eventually they reach a balance. Usually, this balance being disrupted (syncope, passing out) is onset by something. Most commonly (like mine), hypoglycemia. When you feel a little woozy, check your blood sugar, see if it's a little low. Here's a chart: For most people, good blood sugar levels are: On waking up (before breakfast) 80 to 120 Before meals 80 to 120 2 hours after meals 100 to 160 At bedtime 100 to 140 Keep your BS (double meaning ;)) in check, and all should be fine in fun-land. :D