Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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Top comments
sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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Comments (171)
mthurston 14
Hello getting date raped
random_man1999 11
Look on the bright side, you can fall asleep whenever you want!
dyne808 34
F your life times infinity
Therid 22
I have a vasovagal state, where I pass out every time I'm under pressure.
Therid 22
I pass out when anxious.
vb68_fml 28
Try hypnotherapy it should work on this type of problem. You will get over it!