Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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sparkey0127 0
that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!
xo_candy 0
Don't they have medicine for that? fyl
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Comments (171)
cel123456789 0
won't sex be better?!
boopityboppity 11
@Boygenius50 That's a valid opinion; I actually have have only heard it from one other person who has really had the opportunity and decided against it. Most often (in my opinion, I obviously haven't done a study) abstinence happens because someone has trouble doing anything else. Not true in my case, however. @razorp I can see where you got that from (see above), but it's still an assumption, and it doesn't stop your comment from being rude and unnecessary.
Boygenius50 8
Ah damn it your clearly too mature to get into one of those long string arguments. But I still stand by my first comment. Not that I know where it went. . .I'm outta here
Boygenius50 8
Oh there it is it came back!!!! Now I'm really outta here
perdix 31
As soon as I saw this, I was going to write about how the OP would be flooded with requests from women who want to have a sexless relationship with a man. OP, I am here to affirm that Mercy is at the head of the line. Maybe "head" is a bad choice of words; I hope I didn't make you pass out again.
LemonStarship 5
Now you can truly go out with a girl just for her personality since looks shouldn't matter to you any more.
CyberPunkTink 0
I would hug you if I could good point there.:D
makenzie675 0
I have this too. but not when I get aroused. it just happens randomly. your blood pressing just drops. eat a lot of salt and drink extra water. it helps. and no soda
KJ71 0
Dog you need to be able to get some kind of meds or surgery... but sorry man
itastepurple 0
hey dude I have the same thing. just elevate your legs whenever you're about to pass out. it's no biggie.
redshortsx 0
this is one of the saddest fmls I have ever read. unless your ugly and weren't gonna get any anyway
Ninjaface 0
As long as you still have blood in your boner, you can technically still have sex. You'll just have to ask your girlfriend/wife for a recap after you wake up. Who knows, she might even like it when you're unconscious!
buba81 0
That can be medicated, you Drama Queen... its also known as Boygroup Symptom...